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Kudos TfL!

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Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th January 2014, 8:28 PM GMT

Kudos TfL!

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Haha! Absolutely brilliant!

I've got to book an appointment with a doctor tomorrow. It's such a nightmare. First, I have to ring an automated service and request a call back from a doctor. Eventually, I'll get a call and have to run out of the office to discuss my issue. Then the doctor assigns me an appointment for later on that day. I miss the days of just ringing up and booking an appointment without any hassle.

Quote: Ben @ 7th January 2014, 10:44 PM GMT

I've got to book an appointment with a doctor tomorrow. It's such a nightmare. First, I have to ring an automated service and request a call back from a doctor. Eventually, I'll get a call and have to run out of the office to discuss my issue. Then the doctor assigns me an appointment for later on that day. I miss the days of just ringing up and booking an appointment without any hassle.

Move to Scotland. We have no problem.

And no f**king automated calls - not at my surgery anyway.

Quote: keewik @ 7th January 2014, 11:24 PM GMT

And no f**king automated calls - not at my surgery anyway.

Probably a way of getting round their target of number of rings.

Just so long as it's answered it doesn't seem to matter how much shit follows.

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"Red Fat Brat On Mare"

Koreans eh? Riding horses, feeding family members to dogs, and eating said dogs. What a life!

Every photo of him looks photoshopped to me now.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th January 2014, 2:10 PM GMT
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"Red Fat Brat On Mare"

Y'know looking at that photo the song "My lovley horse" from a Father Ted episode popped into my head, Also I hear the song "Who let the dogs out" is now number one in North Korea for some reason.

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Introduced the boy I look after to Jimi Hendrix today - he thought it was Daft Punk using a synthesiser. I think Daft Punk might be the closest to real music that he's generally exposed to. Eh?

I went to a Jimi Hendrix exhibition in London a few years ago. Queued up for about an hour and, there were so few exhibits, I was out within about 5 minutes.

Quote: Ben @ 9th January 2014, 10:40 PM GMT

I went to a Jimi Hendrix exhibition in London a few years ago. Queued up for about an hour and, there were so few exhibits, I was out within about 5 minutes.

'bout sums him up.

Quote: Harridan @ 9th January 2014, 10:37 PM GMT

Introduced the boy I look after to Jimi Hendrix today - he thought it was Daft Punk using a synthesiser. I think Daft Punk might be the closest to real music that he's generally exposed to. Eh?

I read that back to front and thought a 5 year old French kid was teaching you about 60s funk music.

I'm gonna stick with that version it's more cool

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