Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 3rd January 2014, 2:41 PM GMTInternet flouncers who leave fora in a big huff, avowing never to return, only to slip back in later as if they never had a nervous breakdown in the first place.
How do you feel about those who left politely saying they'd be back in exactly a year?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 3rd January 2014, 1:23 PM GMTFeck!
Feck indeed! yea and verily tis a mighty bunch of Arse too. *mops brow*
The New Sky Movies advert featuring a prolonged interrogation by Harrison Ford:
'What was the last good film you saw?'
'Well Harrison, it was...'
'When was the last time you saw a film that moved you?'
'As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I quite enjoyed...'
'What was your most memorable movie experience?'
'If you would shut up for 5 seconds, I'd tell you, you senile old twat!'
'What was the last movie that sent a shiver down your spine?'
'I'm gonna send a c**ting shiv down your spine, you carbonite huffing mental!'
Etc., etc.
For those unaware, here is the link -
I sat through that at the cinema yesterday and my foremost thought was "It certainly wasn't the last thing I saw you in, Mr Indiana Jones and the Wankdom of the CGI Gophers."
Quote: Harridan @ 4th January 2014, 11:37 PM GMTI sat through that at the cinema yesterday and my foremost thought was "It certainly wasn't the last thing I saw you in, Mr Indiana Jones and the Wankdom of the CGI Gophers."
Apparently his performance in Ender's Game was on par with Bruce Willis wandering into a bank to pick up his cheque.
It's always something on Facebook for me - today it's wankers bragging about the 'sacrifices' they're making for the January Dryathalon.
'I've gone four days without a glass of wine but it's all for a good cause' - if that cause is killing yourself at the end of the month, then yes. Otherwise STFU.
Is that what it was, I've been wearing a velvet smoking jacket and making witty asides every day.
People who do Stalinist rewrites of their views on other people and deny they ever said "He's a useless f**king c**t. I hate him." and now say "I always liked him".
I tell you what also pisses me off, when people come into work and start spreading scurrilous rumours about MASSIVE SNOW STORMS which are due to hit at any moment. They never do, but everyone believes it.
Quote: Ben @ 7th January 2014, 10:49 PM GMTPeople who do Stalinist rewrites of their views on other people and deny they ever said "He's a useless f**king c**t. I hate him." and now say "I always liked him".
Tell me about it, my 7 year old niece has dropped Bieber and gone onto One Direction. People are so fickle.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 7th January 2014, 11:09 PM GMTTell me about it, my 7 year old niece has dropped Bieber and gone onto One Direction. People are so fickle.
You have relatives? I thought you rose from a petri dish.
Quote: Ben @ 7th January 2014, 11:10 PM GMTYou have relatives? I thought you rose from a petri dish.
I'm from an Irish background, we breed like frikkin rabbits.
All this shite about the Duke of Cambridge doing a course at Cambridge. The course lasts 10 minutes, for God's sake. It's not a f**king PhD.
Facebook yet again -
People who post up news reports about missing people in their local area pleading that someone finds them soon.
How many times do I have to tell them? I don't do that anymore. If they've gone missing then it's no fault of mine (this time).