Del: Drink up, we're leaving.
Rodney: What are they? A right couple of ravers.
Del: No, they're a couple of geezas!
(Two blokes dressed up as women turn round and look at Del & Rodney)
Best Only Fools Quote or Scene
(Rodney) - "You mean you were gun running in the middle of a civil war"?
(Grandad) - "Well that's the best time to do it Rodney, supply and demand"
Del Boy : No Rodney, I'll buy the sandwiches, cause you bought the Rolls.
HA
Uncle Albert : During th...
Del Boy : If you mention during the war again I'll pour this cup of tea over your head.
Uncle Albert : I wasn't going to say during the war!
Del Boy : That's alright then
Uncle Albert : During the 1939 - 1945 conflict with Germany...
Del Boy:You are giving my arse a headache, Rodney!
Del: Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you.
Rodney: No sweat man
Del: Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git.
Boycie: A lot richer than before he popped in to see me this afternoon. He sold me some video recorders, 70 pounds each, I snapped them up.
Mike: 70 nicker each? What, they fall off the back of a lorry?
Boycie: If they did, they were going around the bend in Düsseldorf!
Trigger: What d'you think's wrong with him?
Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig.
Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed.
That bit where Uncle Albert has to act surprised by Rodney but keeps getting the timing wrong.
Uncle Albert: *gasp*
Del Boy: Not yet.
"Do you realise we've always had something missing in our lives? First we was motherless, then we was fatherless and now we're flogging one legged turkeys from a three wheeled van."
"Oh, me depressed? No, of course not Del. I'm on top of the world. I feel like a born again eunuch."
Quote: Lee @ 6th January 2014, 11:45 PM GMTThat bit where Uncle Albert has to act surprised by Rodney but keeps getting the timing wrong.
Uncle Albert: *gasp*
Del Boy: Not yet.
A classic scene!
A Losing Streak- Rodney and the double headed coin.
Trig: "If the baby's a boy they're going to call him Rodney after Dave."
This bit always cracks me up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvPs6uQlsvw
Very sad to hear about Roger Lloyd-Pack. 
Yes very sad news to hear of the passing of Roger Lloyd Pack
RIP
A lot of scenes and lines but for me the one that stands out is when Del's cooking for the in-laws and Albert puts coffee in the gravy boat and Del says (along the lines of) "Not only have you sunk every vessel you've been on now you've knackered a gravy boat!"