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Quote: Ben @ 6th January 2014, 6:51 PM GMT

A couple of girls in my office recently got quite angry over the fact that they didn't know anything about me. The truth is that they do, but they're far too self obsessed to remember anything outside their life.

Send them all a jogging photo to put on their fridges then they'll have to remember you!

I am crying at the moment. I need to talk about it with some people I can trust

The angels....

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 6th January 2014, 7:35 PM GMT

I am crying at the moment. I need to talk about it with some people I can trust

That's what families are for.

TBH my family don't live near me and my GF is out and she won't get back till 2 am

What about your fireman chums?

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 6th January 2014, 7:41 PM GMT

TBH my family don't live near me and my GF is out and she won't get back till 2 am

That's what phones are for.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th January 2014, 7:43 PM GMT

What about your fireman chums?

I have finished my shift and there busy tonight

Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th January 2014, 7:44 PM GMT

That's what phones are for.

I have ran out of credit on my phone

Laughing out loud

Well that's inconvenient timing.

IF YOU WON'T TALK TO ME THEN I WILL CRY EVEN MORE. I DON'T THINK ANYONE ON HERE LIKES ME

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 6th January 2014, 7:47 PM GMT

IF YOU WON'T TALK TO ME THEN I WILL CRY EVEN MORE.

There there.

Better?

Quote: Nil Putters @ 6th January 2014, 7:49 PM GMT

There there.

Better?

Are you Sheldon Cooper Nil? :P :D

No I don't think anyone wants me on the forum. I am an idiot. I am an Idiot. I AM AN Idiot. There see I bet everyone wants me to leave don't they

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