Quote: Shandonbelle @ 5th January 2014, 6:42 PM GMTDon't be such a brat RC
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Quote: Father Jack @ 5th January 2014, 6:34 PM GMTI'm considering Twerking the next time I'm at Morrisons deli counter theres a rather attractive young lady who serves brawn so sexily there, Do you think she will enjoy a 50+ Twerk?.
Noooooooo!
Chip should really take down his avatar. Although he has until sixth night.
Quote: chipolata @ 5th January 2014, 10:12 PM GMTChip should really take down his avatar. Although he has until sixth night.
I was going to say the exact same thing, but you'd already said it. In the past. So I'm glad I didn't.
Quote: chipolata @ 5th January 2014, 10:12 PM GMTChip should really take down his avatar. Although he has until sixth night.
Get on with it then . . .
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 5th January 2014, 7:32 PM GMT
'How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?'
You might at least have cleaned your ashtray in the year you were away.
Quote: chipolata @ 5th January 2014, 10:12 PM GMTChip should really take down his avatar. Although he has until sixth night.
Get it off... And your avatar.
Quote: billwill @ 6th January 2014, 3:04 AM GMTYou might at least have cleaned your ashtray in the year you were away.
That's women's work. 
Quote: billwill @ 6th January 2014, 3:04 AM GMTYou might at least have cleaned your ashtray in the year you were away.
You could atleast take it off the top of your hat.
Ben will be heading off for his first run of 2014 later. Signed photos of said occasion will be available from tomorrow.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ 5th January 2014, 10:49 PM GMTI was going to say the exact same thing, but you'd already said it. In the past. So I'm glad I didn't.
Done. And get the link in your signature sorted.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th January 2014, 11:35 PM GMTGet on with it then . . .
I have.
You said you would explain the letters at the end of the year...
Quote: L.E. @ 6th January 2014, 9:31 AM GMTGet it off... And your avatar.
Quote: zooo @ 6th January 2014, 6:37 PM GMTYou said you would explain the letters at the end of the year...
Only 349 days to wait, zooo! Although ironically I was accused at work today of being far too secretive. Which I was quite pleased about.
Quote: chipolata @ 6th January 2014, 6:39 PM GMTAlthough ironically I was accused at work today of being far too secretive. Which I was quite pleased about.
A couple of girls in my office recently got quite angry over the fact that they didn't know anything about me. The truth is that they do, but they're far too self obsessed to remember anything outside their life.