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Fake notice from a credit card company...
Note that BOTH links go to dodgy or compromised websites, don't click EITHER one.

Dear Valued Customer,

This is a short email to let you know that your RBS Credit Card Online Services security details was recently changed on Saturday, November 30, 2013 at 10:32: AM. Please confirm that this request was made by you.

Yes, I made this request.

No, I did not make this request.

Best wishes

David Wayne
Head of Credit Card

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd November 2013, 12:59 AM GMT

Greetings, well-hung sweetheart! How life treats you?‏

Hi, hot honey! How are you keeping?

I feel so lonely tonight! I am sure you would make a hot company for any playful female like me! I want to meet you online before seeing you in real life! I have heaps of breathtaking nude pics at this dating portal. Please find me there! The registration is free. I am waiting for you in my private chat!, sugar!

I wait for you!

I've pulled !

:P

You do get an awful lot of those!

Anything to be of service at this sad time Mary . . . .

Good day,

I am contacting you with a good faith and believing that you are going to assist me in this transaction do not see this email as one of the scam mails. My name is Mrs. Mary Edward, my husband name is frank Edward who his business partners assassinated him two weeks ago yesterday our family attorney told me that there is $21.5million dollars which my late husband willed to my name and I am planning to move the money to your country I will investment the money there please kindly get back to me for more details For your assistance for this transaction I will compensate you with 30% of the money, I got your email through my late husband file Reply me on this Email:maryedwarrrd2xxxxxxxx

Yours sincerely
Mrs. Mary Edward

Good afternoon,

Thanks for your order. We'll let you know once your item(s) have dispatched.You can view the status of your order or make changes to it by visiting Your Orders on Amazon.co.uk.
Order Details

Order AA6045602 Placed on December 10, 2013

Order details and invoice in attached file.

Need to make changes to your order? Visit our Help page for more information and v ideo guides.

We hope to see you again soon. Amazon.co.uk

Yeah, like Amazon Support are going to have an email address like idealpaxx@yahoo.co.uk (edited)

Oh, and watch these as well. There are a lot about.

http://your.asda.com/news-and-blogs/beware-of-hoax-competitions-and-scams-offering-asda-vouchers?platform=twitter

Just going to look for this thread after receiving the following.

Greetings Dear Candidate,
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 12 Dec 2013 12:40:19.0383 (UTC) FILETIME=[50F52C70:01CEF737]
Date: 12 Dec 2013 04:40:19 -0800

Having seen your curriculum vitae, sent to us by a staffing agency At this time we are ready to offer you a position of FS Agent. This critical and innovational half-day position is a telecommuting home-based Position and has flexible hours.

The primary role of this position is to provide payment orders from our clients but it's not related to sales.

Salary: Will be paid in monthly instalments of 1,500 pounds, subject to deductions for taxes and withholdings as required by law and the company policies.

You are expected to be hired as an Independent Contractor for the 30 days trial period and work half-time. After the successful probationary period you may be hired full-time according to your personal supervisor recommendations.

To apply for the F.S.A. position, please express your interest by sending us an email to hrmanageroffice3@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Ashley Jones
Recruitment Manager

How about this one

Dear Mr Soetendorp

Please make an appointment at the terminal and tropical diseases at the Whittington Hospital. As your latest blood tests show you have a potentially fatal case of Umboto disease. We can treat this if you attend clinic in 3 days, can we send an ambulance.

Please do not ignore this

Dr Smith

Ha like I'm going to fall for that, do they think I just fell off the apple cart.

Wow !

What's the job Chappers?

Head Hooker Tester ?

Quote: sootyj @ 12th December 2013, 9:53 PM GMT

How about this one

Dear Mr Soetendorp

Please make an appointment at the terminal and tropical diseases at the Whittington Hospital. As your latest blood tests show you have a potentially fatal case of Umboto disease. We can treat this if you attend clinic in 3 days, can we send an ambulance.

Please do not ignore this

Dr Smith

Ha like I'm going to fall for that, do they think I just fell off the apple cart.

Mandela ignored one of those . . .

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th May 2013, 9:20 AM BST

They have really tried hard here.
They used their best English writer to make it look authentic

OH, so close - but it's a fail

The grammatical and syntax errors are so profuse it's like an English O level exam question.

Question 1B. How many errors can you find in the following document.

I had got yesterday the same letter to my email adress in Poland. This is a apparent scam, so delete it immediatelly. The scammers are more clever than ever before. Look out! You can be easily robbed from your money as me was robbed in 2004 in Amsterdam just before Christmas their activity is huge and unpredictable
! ! !

Beware of fake "New Voicemail Messages" emails
The attacchment is likely to be the CryptoVirus.

New Voicemail Message

You have been left a 1:05 long message (number 1) in mailbox from "Ocean Software Solutions" 07583286016, on Monday, December 23, 2013 at 07:23:00 AM

The voicemail message has been attached to this email - which you can play on most computers.

Please do not reply to this message. This is an automated message which comes from an unattended mailbox.
This information contained within this e-mail is confidential to, and is for the exclusive use of the addressee(s). If you are not the addressee, then any distribution, copying or use of this e-mail is prohibited. If received in error, please advise the sender and delete/destroy it immediately. We accept no liability for any loss or damage suffered by any person arising from use of this e-mail.

I have been reading all about the CryptoVirus these last weeks.

What a dirty rotten virus that is - and no cure (apart from paying up)

On a good note though - It made me back up all my important files on to a external hard-drive that I only plug in when I need it.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 6th January 2014, 5:29 PM GMT

I have been reading all about the CryptoVirus these last weeks.

What a dirty rotten virus that is - and no cure (apart from paying up)

On a good note though - It made me back up all my important files on to a external hard-drive that I only plug in when I need it.

Apart from any other distress, apparently the Crypto virus wants the ransom to be paid in Bitcoins, so the victim also has to find out how to make or buy bitcoins.

And that aint easy. I just had a quick look and found this basic guide. http://startbitcoin.com/

I had that very email today. I zapped it so quickly that I didn't even notice the attachment. It had gone into Junk mail in fact.

Beware of fake emails starting:
"Successful Receipt of Online Submission ...."

being apparently receipt of a TAX return.

They are fake and the attached ZIP file is probably the CryptoVirus.

I make it a strict rule never to open an email that I don't recognise so I can't give full details of spam I have had, But I have had several recently purporting to be from various universities in America asking if I am Joshua, Thats not my name I am too old to go to a University now not that I want to anyway and I have never given my email address to any of them, Also I have had a PRIZE! for attending the superbowl in America the thing is I've never been there let alone the superbowl, So all these and the love note from "Sexy Jessica" have been left unopened and sent to my spam box for inevitable destruction phishing is still alive and well on t'interweb and I am no phish.

The danger with the current spate of emails carrying CryptoVirus is that they are copying familiar emails in the hope of catching someone who thinks they recognise it.

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