Gordon Brown:
"It takes more muscles to frown, you know"
Aaron:
"Hey what the hell, afterall the content of a post is more important than the stupid grammar"
Charley:
"Will everyone please stop with all this needless profanity I am quite offended"
George Bush:
"Yeah so what, a few Iraqis died, but as chairman of several big oil companies I have to do my bit. Cigar?"
Quote: ian_w @ February 20, 2008, 7:43 PMAaron:
"Hey what the hell, afterall the content of a post is more important than the stupid grammar"
Spelling, grammar, etc is the difference between "I had to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".
And the difference between
'Can I ask a favour'
and
'Can I ask a favor'? 
WrongTale:
"I have a spare room at my nan's if any English tourists are stuck for a place to stay"
Quote: ian_w @ February 20, 2008, 7:58 PMAnd the difference between
'Can I ask a favour'
and
'Can I ask a favor'?
Quote: Aaron @ February 20, 2008, 7:50 PMSpelling, grammar, etc is the difference between "I had to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".
One for footie fans...
Arsene Wenger: "I did see it"
Eats, Shoots & Leaves! (Lynne Truss, Profile Books!)
James Williams: "I was wrong" 
Quote: Aaron @ February 20, 2008, 7:50 PM"I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".
So did you enjoy it Aaron?
Quote: Charisma @ February 20, 2008, 10:58 PMJames Williams: "I was wrong"
Quote: Aaron @ February 20, 2008, 7:50 PMSpelling, grammar, etc is the difference between "I had to help my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".
Must admit I didn't read this properly the first time.
Quote: Charisma @ February 20, 2008, 10:58 PMJames Williams: "I was wrong"
Shouldn't LOL but couldn't help it
A Nun: Oh god I just want a big cock in me.
Charley - that's enough sex for one night
David - I admit to being 1% normal & 99% Perv.