INT. OFFICE. DAY
MAN
[INTO PHONE] Yes darling. Sorry. Listen I'm going to be late. I know, I know. I've just taken on a big job at work. OK. Yup. See you later. [PHONE DOWN]
SHOT REVELAS AN ENORMOUS TURD BEHIND MAN, PREPARING FOR FISTICUFFS
MAN
Right, you piece of shit.
CUE SHIT FIGHT
END OF SKETCH
Just imagining it, liked it.
Who's going to play the piece of shit?
Quote: bushbaby @ February 20, 2008, 6:36 PM
Throw a bog roll into the crowd at the BSG Xmas Party.
You'd be very unlucky not to hit an ideal candidate.
Quote: bushbaby @ February 20, 2008, 6:36 PM
Sadly enough, I've thought about this as I have an office loction shoot coming up. I think we're going to animate the number two in post prodcution. I couldn't find a suitable costume!
Or you could go this route...
Quote: Nick Rivers @ February 20, 2008, 7:13 PMSadly enough, I've thought about this as I have an office loction shoot coming up. I think we're going to animate the number two in post prodcution. I couldn't find a suitable costume!
I was only jesting
Very nice little sketch.
I think it stinks. 
Quote: David Bussell @ February 20, 2008, 7:17 PMOr you could go this route...
Sorted - david cross play my big job. And glad to see the greats of hollywood are amused by scatalogical 'humor'!
Is it Mr Hankey?
funny.
Short and sweet
Good little sketch, Nick!
Nice very nice, I love these ultra literal skits.