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Quote: ComedyGeek @ 3rd January 2014, 4:34 PM GMT

I am willing to give another chance with you guys

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Oh, thank you very much.

Happy New Year everybody!
(A bit late, I know.)
Glad to see the shenanigans have continued over the festive period.
Here's to some hilarious threads in 2014.

Glad to see you alive and well, Lazzard! Happy new year!

It's Friday neet, so reyt, am off on't piss

What's happening white people?

eh

Trying out Paul Chowdrys comedy catchphrase.
Not sure I can pull it off

I can understand a bit of rubbing, but Why would you want to pull it off?

You might need it one day.

I went to buy a magic lamp
But they had sold out of all the rubbish ones

Quote: zooo @ 3rd January 2014, 8:05 PM GMT

You might knead it one day.

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Too painful

I'm so fed up, I'm going to have a bath. And I don't even like baths.

you could drown yourself if you're really fed up, always cheers me up

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd January 2014, 9:18 PM GMT

you could drown yourself if you're really fed up, always cheers me up

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I bet you'd feel bad now if Oldrocker posts it as a news story tomorrow.

At least I hope you would.

Just discovered that the female equivalent of 'tea bagging' is known as the 'clam slam'.

You learn something new everyday.

I'm safely back!