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Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd January 2014, 10:08 PM GMT

Miner Ray Riley had been picketing at Frickley Colliery in West Yorkshire in November 1984 when trouble broke out.

Lofty, you're a big old Lefty liberal (stereo)type. Can you explain to me why the same people who bang on about the miners are against fracking?

Erm

Well, it passes the time I guess

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Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd January 2014, 11:03 PM GMT

Erm

Well, it passes the time I guess

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:D

Former player Michael Johnson joins the Inclusion Advisory Board, aimed at promoting equality in the game, despite stating in 2012 that homosexuality was "detestable".

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/02/fa-detestable-gay-slur-equality-board-member

Footballers are good at kicking balls around, not talking or thinking.

It seems cruel and pointless too expect them to be able to do either, like asking a dog to play a piano.

Quote: sootyj @ 3rd January 2014, 10:47 AM GMT

Footballers are good at kicking balls around, not talking or thinking.

I like it how they're regularly getting themselves into trouble via twitter.

Feck me !

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2014/01/03/caught-on-video-father-with-three-children-in-car-crashes-in-102mph-police-chase/

George Galloway has bred again - say what you like about the cantankerous and somewhat controversial politician, when it comes to ejaculating inside a human vagina, he's the tops.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533003/MP-George-Galloway-announces-anthropologist-wife-expecting-baby.html

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un sentenced his uncle to be eaten alive by a pack of 120 wild dogs in a savage punishment for treachery, it has been claimed.

Jang Song-Thaek, 67, along with five close aides, was stripped naked and thrown into a cage of hounds which had been starved for three days, according to new details emerging from China.

The pack of animals spent more than an hour mauling the group in a punishment called 'quan jue', or execution by dogs, a report in Chinese newspaper Wen Wei Po said.

Classy

He is an absolute loon. Isn't this what James Bond types are for? Get rid of him for goodness sake.

Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd January 2014, 6:14 PM GMT

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un sentenced his uncle to be eaten alive by a pack of 120 wild dogs in a savage punishment for treachery, it has been claimed.

Jang Song-Thaek, 67, along with five close aides, was stripped naked and thrown into a cage of hounds which had been starved for three days, according to new details emerging from China.

The pack of animals spent more than an hour mauling the group in a punishment called 'quan jue', or execution by dogs, a report in Chinese newspaper Wen Wei Po said.

Classy

this story grew out of a mistranslation of the obituary, where the expression number one friend, became pedigree chum

actually its a bullshit story from a secondrate hongkong tabloid.

If it was reported in a Chinese newspaper, then you have to believe it. I have a tendency to treat this story as a bit of sensationalistic nonsense - not because the North Koreans aren't capable of such cruelty, I just can't believe they still have 120 dogs left in the country.

yes the more common story would be

man bites dog, for tea

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/jan/04/buy-to-let-landlord-evicts-housing-benefit-tenants

One of the UK's largest buy to let property owners has evicted 200 tenants on Housing Benefit and is letting the empty properties to working East Europeans instead.

And here you have the perfect storm of Labour and Tory policies coming together to screw everyone over.

Tory - caps on benefits, direct payments to the tenant and not the landlord, demonization of the unemployed.

Labour - open door immigration policy, the destruction of apprenticeships, lack of new council homes.

Tory and Labour - no caps on foreign investors buying up new properties.

I'd like to congratulate both parties for their short sighted greed and hatred of humanity - bravo!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 5th January 2014, 7:38 PM GMT

http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/jan/04/buy-to-let-landlord-evicts-housing-benefit-tenants

One of the UK's largest buy to let property owners has evicted 200 tenants on Housing Benefit and is letting the empty properties to working East Europeans instead.

And here you have the perfect storm of Labour and Tory policies coming together to screw everyone over.

Tory - caps on benefits, direct payments to the tenant and not the landlord, demonization of the unemployed.

Labour - open door immigration policy, the destruction of apprenticeships, lack of new council homes.

Tory and Labour - no caps on foreign investors buying up new properties.

I'd like to congratulate both parties for their short sighted greed and hatred of humanity - bravo!

http://www.insidehousing.co.uk/regulation/right-to-buy-discount-to-increase/7001457.article

That helps enormously.

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