Quote: blahblah @ 30th December 2013, 2:03 PM GMTI've just bought an idiots guide to procrastination. Well it's on my to do list
Pr'aps better as:
"I'm going to buy a book about procrastination ..... Tomorrow."
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I was going to buy a book entitled 'How to be decisive' but I changed my mind.
I went to an anorexic restaurant, I said I'll have what the staff are having
But they were having none of it.
My local vegetarian restaurant is always empty. Maybe someone should tell them no one is made of Quorn
I knew a girl called Dee who had a sexually transmitted disease.
She videoed her treatment and released it on a disk.
It was a DVD.
(I know.... very poor and and badly written. I am sure some of you can write it better)
my wife was struggling with womans problems. She couldn't decide what shoes to wear
My missus because she had an embarassing women's problem
it was me
I wrote a joke about an embroidery cafe, but I suppose it should go on the restaurant thread.
I read your joke it had me in stitches
Sew funny.
I was granted a wish at a fair and having always been on the short side there was only one wish for me "I wish I was big" Unfortunately a little girl shouted for her father at the same time and I ended up becoming a fat British wrestler
Quote: sootyj @ 31st December 2013, 10:10 AM GMTI went to an anorexic restaurant, I said I'll have what the staff are having
But they were having none of it.
V good
Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 31st December 2013, 10:31 PM GMTThey're trying to sell Mount Everest for ten million quid.
I think it's a bit steep.
Liked it.
Quote: blahblah @ 1st January 2014, 4:23 PM GMTI was granted a wish at a fair and having always been on the short side there was only one wish for me "I wish I was big" Unfortunately a little girl shouted for her father at the same time and I ended up becoming a fat British wrestler
Or for a video game audience: I ended up trapped inside Bioshock 2. On the plus side, Edge like me.
I really thought I was synesthetic there for a moment, f**king Skittles...
I went on a train yesterday and was told I could go either 1st class or 2nd class,
but there were so many CCTV cameras, it felt more like Recorded Delivery!!!!