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Even the deaf aren't safe from you, you cad

;)

Chip's waiting for a train and has just been photographed by some Japanese students. He's not happy about what they might do with his face.

Shit last two days of the year. Good riddance to it.

Gym done, Ben is off to buy some New Year's Eve cheese.

The storm blew my green bin away but fortunately I found it in someone else's garden.

After a bad experience in the world of real dating, I thought I'd give online a go again. I've had four messages from men wanting me to dominate them. One I could understand, but four? Maybe I just give off that kind of vibe. :(

Quote: Jennie @ 31st December 2013, 12:59 PM GMT

After a bad experience in the world of real dating, I thought I'd give online a go again. I've had four messages from men wanting me to dominate them. One I could understand, but four? Maybe I just give off that kind of vibe. :(

If you will subscribe to 'Plenty More Whip' then what do you expect?

Quote: Jennie @ 31st December 2013, 12:59 PM GMT

After a bad experience in the world of real dating, I thought I'd give online a go again. I've had four messages from men wanting me to dominate them. One I could understand, but four? Maybe I just give off that kind of vibe. :(

Just means you come across as both confident and safe.

Like the post office.

Quote: sootyj @ 31st December 2013, 1:13 PM GMT

Just means you come across as both confident and safe.

Like the post office.

That's hardly fair.

The same could be said for traffic lights at a crossroads.

My Birthday is coming up soon

Quote: ComedyGeek @ 31st December 2013, 1:45 PM GMT

My Birthday is coming up soon

You are a Capricorn.

Godot Taxis and I are Sagittarians.

We were born on the same day as each other. :)

Righteo. It's 12.02am on 1st January 2014 Australian Eastern Standard time as I type this. Happy New Year everyone.
Weirdly in some parts of my country it's already been 2014 for one hour and in other parts it is still 2013.

Once again the future looks... well you know what last night was like? It's like that really.

Happy New Year Reds!

Quote: sootyj @ 31st December 2013, 1:13 PM GMT

Just means you come across as both confident and safe.

Like the post office.

I think that is the most romantic thing you have ever said to me, Soots. :)

One of the 'dominate' men has just offered to take me shoe shopping.

Quote: Jennie @ 31st December 2013, 3:00 PM GMT

One of the 'dominate' men has just offered to take me shoe shopping.

Eek, I would have told him I'd rather stick pins in myself than do any kind of shopping, but that probably would've just made him more interested.... >_<

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