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Lovely stuff!

Quote: Ben @ 28th December 2013, 8:40 PM GMT

Ben has had a few bourbons and Coke. Soon he shall be hitting some neat whisky and watching the Partridge film.

Sootyj is once more writing a book for someone else, the wind beneath some one elses wings.

And is planning on having a White and McKay in a bit which he likes on account of it being quite sweet.

Quote: sootyj @ 28th December 2013, 9:54 PM GMT

And is planning on having a White and McKay in a bit which he likes on account of it being quite sweet.

A man once recommended that to me. Sadly, this man was also a white van man, so I've never touched a drop of the stuff.

A white van man can still speaketh the truth

Once Ben gets some clothes on it's gonna be breakfast time. Non nude breakfast time.

The neighbours will complain

A young Indian couple have moved next door to me. The word on the street is they are not celebrities.

Yet!

Ben's girlfriend is telling him that he WILL eat the cheesecake she's making.

Cheese...

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Quote: Ben @ 30th December 2013, 7:18 PM GMT

Ben's girlfriend is telling him that he WILL eat the cheesecake she's making.

Is this a euphemism?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Marc P @ 30th December 2013, 10:08 PM GMT

Is this a euphemism?

is that a chat up line

Everything I say is a chat up line even if I don't speak!

Quote: Ben @ 30th December 2013, 7:18 PM GMT

Ben's girlfriend is telling him that he WILL eat the cheesecake she's making.

Being force fed cheesecake - I could think of worse ways to spend an evening.

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