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Ok

Got lager

Cheese footballs

Tiger nuts

And the QI Christmas spesh is on telly

Bliss

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 24th December 2013, 8:53 PM GMT

Christmas Isn't Christmas without the Two Rennies

Laughing out loud

All I can say is thank God I didn't triple book!

How many meals tomorrow?

This minute I feel bad about the people out there with hardly any money for Christmas. I think this country is in a bad state, lacking real humanity. Probably had too much wine! But that's another thing.

Quote: keewik @ 24th December 2013, 10:15 PM GMT

This minute I feel bad about the people out there with hardly any money for Christmas. I think this country is in a bad state, lacking real humanity. Probably had too much wine! But that's another thing.

In HMV today I overheard a phone argument a woman was having with her bloke because their money had run out. In this case the bloke had recently bought a car by all accounts so it wasn't just about her overspending.

Also in HMV someone's card was declined and having been there at this time of year I know how that feels. It's not something I care to experience again.

Doesn't that make you want to weep for them? Why do we let our society get to this spend,spend, spend philisophy? Sorry, too heavy for Christmas Eve.

I do bugger all for Christmas and since freelancing I'm even in profit.
Stick with it and people will accept your decision, or stop talking to you.
It's all good.

Quote: keewik @ 24th December 2013, 11:02 PM GMT

Doesn't that make you want to weep for them? Why do we let our society get to this spend,spend, spend philisophy? Sorry, too heavy for Christmas Eve.

Quite right, keewik. I give people my presence. They are happy and it saves me money, win, win.

Quote: lofthouse @ 24th December 2013, 9:14 PM GMT

Ok

Got lager

Cheese footballs

Tiger nuts

Got an allergy to lager mote likely

Busy boiling the bejesus out of the sprouts...stand clear.

Ben is crying out for some water. Lovely pure water with nothing dehydrating in it.

Do you not have any taps in your house.

Also Sootyj just as he went freelance has signed up for his biggest one off job.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th December 2013, 2:42 PM GMT

Do you not have any taps in your house.

Also Sootyj just as he went freelance has signed up for his biggest one off job.

A really big bit of graffiti?

No I'm murdering one of One Direction, the one who looks like a dick with a bad wig and can't sing.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th December 2013, 3:48 PM GMT

No I'm murdering one of One Direction, the one who looks like a dick with a bad wig and can't sing.

Isn't that all of them.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th December 2013, 3:49 PM GMT

No I'm murdering one of One Direction, the one who looks like a dick with a bad wig and can't sing.

Isn't that all of them.

Well I'll just have to do them all.

Quote: sootyj @ 25th December 2013, 3:49 PM GMT

No I'm murdering one of One Direction, the one who looks like a dick with a bad wig and can't sing.

Isn't that all of them.

Well I'll just have to do them all.

Gay.

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