Inspired by certain threads on Writers Discussion....
MOSES ARRIVES AT THE TOP OF MOUNT SINAI, HE IS GREETED BY THE VOICE OF GOD FROM ON HIGH
Thou shall have no other Gods before me.
Thou shalt not make a graven image
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
Thou shalt remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy
Honour thy father and thy mother
Thou shalt not commit murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbour
Thou shalt not covet
THE SKY ERUPTS WITH THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
GOD:Well Moses, what do you think?
MOSES:To be perfectly honest God, and this is just my opinion, but I think it'd benefit from a bit of editing.
GOD:A bit of editing, but I've...
MOSES:You know what they say....writing is rewriting. It's not as if it's carved in stone is it?
GOD:Emmm, actually...
