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Hello Lofty where you bin

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th December 2013, 9:32 PM GMT

Poof

Fat c**t. Probably.

Quote: Ben @ 20th December 2013, 9:37 PM GMT

Fat c**t. Probably.

Ha! nope

10 stone and a bit

Like a rake me mate

And 2 foot tall

Quote: sootyj @ 20th December 2013, 9:36 PM GMT

Hello Lofty where you bin

Lurking down in a pit of darkness misery depression and despair :(

Bit better now

Skegness was it

Quote: Harridan @ 20th December 2013, 9:35 PM GMT

Harridan just got this for Christmas and may never leave the house again...

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Officially jealous. :)

Ben has too much to do tomorrow. Gah!

Just got back from Sabbath.

Verdict?

61/2 out 0f 10.

Ozzy Mate, sorry but the voice is going/gone. Some of the flat notes tonight were cringe worthy.

Oh, and, purleese . . 15 minute drum solos are so yesterday.

Oh god, live drum solos are just the worst.

How can something as innocuous as the common cold make you feel as if you have only hours to live?

Quote: zooo @ 20th December 2013, 11:35 PM GMT

Oh god, live drum solos are just the worst.

Bad ones are, good ones aren't.

Drum solos are fine if they last no longer than 1 minute.

Agreed.

Chip's got the beginnings of the beginnings of a sore throat. He fears a Christmas cold and is upping his satsuma consumption accordingly.

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