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My celebrity ex next door neighbours have announced on Twitter that they are getting married.

Ben is planning to start watching a film in a bit. He has a few things to 'do' on the internet first though.

Have a stinking cold, as usual, for Christmas.

I've got a mild head cold which is making me hard of hearing in my left ear.

Left ear I said !

Ben is overjoyed that tomorrow sees a Christmas buffet taking place in his office. Tomorrow shall not be a good day for his carb counting.

I need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2013, 7:42 PM GMT

I need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service

Give it to me with a couple of cans of Special Brew and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear.

In fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff. :D :D :D Oh, joy, joy, joy!

Quote: keewik @ 19th December 2013, 8:52 PM GMT

In fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff. :D :D :D Oh, joy, joy, joy!

You'll miss Jools Holland's Hootananny !

Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th December 2013, 8:57 PM GMT

You'll miss Jools Holland's Hootananny !

I think I might just manage to come to terms with that.

Yeah. In any case it was about 80 degrees and everyone in shirt sleeves when it was recorded in August !

Ben feels sleepy, so will go brush his teeth now. It's always depressing when you nod off and then have to brush at 1 in the morning.

Quote: keewik @ 19th December 2013, 8:52 PM GMT

In fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff. :D :D :D Oh, joy, joy, joy!

Give my regards to Scotland's oldest person

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2013, 7:42 PM GMT

I need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service

Put it in critique.

Quote: sootyj @ 19th December 2013, 10:25 PM GMT

Give my regards to Scotland's oldest person

I will. Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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