My celebrity ex next door neighbours have announced on Twitter that they are getting married.
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Ben is planning to start watching a film in a bit. He has a few things to 'do' on the internet first though.
Have a stinking cold, as usual, for Christmas.
I've got a mild head cold which is making me hard of hearing in my left ear.
Left ear I said !
Ben is overjoyed that tomorrow sees a Christmas buffet taking place in his office. Tomorrow shall not be a good day for his carb counting.
I need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2013, 7:42 PM GMTI need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service
Give it to me with a couple of cans of Special Brew and I'll tell you whatever you want to hear.
In fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff. 
Oh, joy, joy, joy!
Quote: keewik @ 19th December 2013, 8:52 PM GMTIn fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff.
You'll miss Jools Holland's Hootananny !
Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th December 2013, 8:57 PM GMTYou'll miss Jools Holland's Hootananny !
I think I might just manage to come to terms with that.
Yeah. In any case it was about 80 degrees and everyone in shirt sleeves when it was recorded in August !
Ben feels sleepy, so will go brush his teeth now. It's always depressing when you nod off and then have to brush at 1 in the morning.
Quote: keewik @ 19th December 2013, 8:52 PM GMTIn fact, there IS a god. I've just been invited to a 50th birthday party on Hogmanay which will get me out of the usual boring stuff.
Give my regards to Scotland's oldest person
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2013, 7:42 PM GMTI need a script edited
But I don't know anyone who provides such a service
Put it in critique.
Quote: sootyj @ 19th December 2013, 10:25 PM GMTGive my regards to Scotland's oldest person
I will. 