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Very stormy here. Riding in tomorrow and Friday. Or maybe not Huh?

Rain and high winds here. Just been out on my bike and the headwind is particularly galling.

Might have to cancel the nightly Catwalk
Sorry chaps

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 18th December 2013, 9:50 PM GMT

Might have to cancel the nightly Catwalk

Bloody male models.

:D

I think the kitties might be relieved.

I'm sure I heard someone at work say it was going to be really bad snow tonight. What an idiot.

Quote: zooo @ 18th December 2013, 10:09 PM GMT

I think the kitties might be relieved.

It sounded like they were both trying to get into the flap at the same time, with all the commotion I heard.
I ran downstairs with my fox hammer in hand.

They are safely sleeping now.
(The Cats not the Foxes)

FOX HAMMER!!!???!!! :O :O :O YOU BASTARD!

It seems like about 3500 homes in Cumbria have lost power tonight.

So that's ok then.

Sorry.
I don't really kill foxes.
Or even attempt it, they are safe around here the shifty looking buggers

All our bad weather's gone now. Our electrics flashed on and off and one of our milk bottles fell over and everything.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2013, 12:12 AM GMT

Sorry.
I don't really kill foxes.
Or even attempt it, they are safe around here the shifty looking buggers

*revokes hex on Steve*

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2013, 12:15 AM GMT

All our bad weather's gone now. Our electrics flashed on and off and one of our milk bottles fell over and everything.

Omigod! Did it, like, break? Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ 19th December 2013, 12:15 AM GMT

All our bad weather's gone now. Our electrics flashed on and off and one of our milk bottles fell over and everything.

Have you been moved to a community centre or similar for the night, just in case?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 19th December 2013, 12:23 AM GMT

Have you been moved to a community centre or similar for the night, just in case?

Are you trying to frighten the piss out of her?

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