Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:48 PM GMTNo I work as a fireman.
What happened to your promising career at Asda?
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Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 9:47 PM GMTI hate that! You must say 'boofay' in a Hyacinth Bouquet accent.
Don't be so posh
Quote: Ben @ 17th December 2013, 9:49 PM GMTWhat happened to your promising career at Asda?
That was only part time!
Quote: Ben @ 17th December 2013, 9:49 PM GMTWhat happened to your promising career at Asda?
He works at Asda in his spare time for fun
Oh, he does!
Quote: Harridan @ 17th December 2013, 9:50 PM GMTHe works at Asda in his spare time for fun
Well they said I can go back in whenever I want
Quote: Harridan @ 17th December 2013, 9:50 PM GMTOh, he does!
I know I do
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:49 PM GMTDon't be so posh
We
Must always aspire to higher things. which is why I keep stepladders in the bathroom.
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:51 PM GMTWell they said I can go back in whenever I want
Even after all that shoplifting?
Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 9:52 PM GMTWe
Must always aspire to higher things. which is why I keep stepladders in the bathroom.
Couldn't you put them in your loft? 
Hyacinth would disapprove of having stepladders in the bathroom!
Quote: Ben @ 17th December 2013, 9:53 PM GMTEven after all that shoplifting?
Except shoplifting. 
Would a fireman count as writing in asda if he was putting out a fire there?
Would a fireman count as writing in asda if he was putting out a fire there?
Quote: Harridan @ 17th December 2013, 9:50 PM GMTHe works at Asda in his spare time for fun
When he's not busy arranging funerals for close friends that die in his proximity.
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 17th December 2013, 9:54 PM GMTCouldn't you put them in your loft?
Except shoplifting.
No she wouldn't. The loft is too manky and the steps are ermine-trimmed.
Quote: sootyj @ 17th December 2013, 9:56 PM GMTWould a fireman count as writing in asda if he was putting out a fire there?
Would a fireman count as writing in asda if he was putting out a fire there?
Yes.
Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 9:56 PM GMTNo she wouldn't. The loft is too manky and the steps are ermine-trimmed.
Yeah but she likes her bathroom tidy!
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th December 2013, 9:56 PM GMTWhen he's not busy arranging funerals for close friends that die in his proximity.
A fireman might come in handy at a crematorium.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 17th December 2013, 9:56 PM GMTWhen he's not busy arranging funerals for close friends that die in his proximity.
I do not arrange funerals for my friends. My friends aren't dead!
Quote: keewik @ 17th December 2013, 9:57 PM GMTA fireman might come in handy at a crematorium.
Well you never know! 