I agree. It's so much better. A real master class.
Gordon Brown Page 2
I like both actually 
Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 19, 2008, 10:38 PMI agree. It's so much better. A real master class.
Not so much better but a bit dryer and that's my sence of humour.......every1's different
GORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A CHEESE SANDWICH IN HIS FRONT ROOM, HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
GORDON IS WATCHING TV.
WIFE: Is it Wensleydale?
GORDON: No it’s Tuesday.
I like the original Ray, however I've taken the liberty of having my own go at improving it. Not quite sure what inspired me.
GORDON BROWN IS WATCHING EMERDALE ON TV
HIS WIFE WALKS IN
WIFE: Is that Emerdale
GORDON: Yes
GORDON BROWN IS WATCHING TV
HIS WIFE WALKS IN
WIFE: Is that Emerdale.
GORDON: No. Eastenders.
WIFE: Wanker.
The great thing about writing groups is that 10% of members are honest when giving critiques while the other 90% score people they like on a scale of ‘great to fair’ and people they don’t like on a scale of ‘fair to terrible’.
Is this Wembley?
No, it’s Thursday.
So am I. Fancy a pint?
Ahhh Wembley. Always my favourite fraggle.
Quote: FoxyBox @ February 19, 2008, 10:53 PMThe great thing about writing groups is that 10% of members are honest when giving critiques while the other 90% score people they like on a scale of ‘great to fair’ and people they don’t like on a scale of ‘fair to terrible’.
Is this Wembley?
No, it’s Thursday.
So am I. Fancy a pint?
Quote: Tuumble @ February 19, 2008, 10:49 PMGORDON BROWN IS ENJOYING A CHEESE SANDWICH IN HIS FRONT ROOM, HIS WIFE WALKS IN.
GORDON IS WATCHING TV.WIFE: Is it Wensleydale?
GORDON: No it’s Tuesday.
Love it!
But that is so wrong. Cos chimes. Oops sorry! Foxy didn't write it.
Quote: FoxyBox @ February 19, 2008, 10:53 PMThe great thing about writing groups is that 10% of members are honest when giving critiques while the other 90% score people they like on a scale of ‘great to fair’ and people they don’t like on a scale of ‘fair to terrible’.
Is this Wembley?
No, it’s Thursday.
So am I. Fancy a pint?
Love this one too! 
I love these Frankenstein threads that spring from no where. Any one fancy another contest?
Yes! You started this. I've never had as many replies.