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Yummm. My mum does a lovely rock cake.

Got some 'sea-side' rock from a mate the other day with 'Your a Twat' written thro it. A simple 'Blackpool' would of been nice, but I suppose times change...!!!

Quote: Edwood @ 13th December 2013, 12:37 AM GMT

Got some 'sea-side' rock from a mate the other day with 'Your a Twat' written thro it. A simple 'Blackpool' would of been nice, but I suppose times change...!!!

That was made made by the bloke who'd just been sacked by the foreman.

Oh, and it's 'would have'.

Perfectly true . . .

Out in our reception ealier was a rather large African-Caribbean lady wearing her Christmas jumper.

Emblazened on the front was Ho Ho Ho

http://www.viralnova.com/found-freezing/ Oh my gawdd, so sweet.

Warning: very cute squirrel.

Holy effing crap. http://unlooker.com/airline-pulls-amazing-christmas-stunt-passengers/

Never ask for socks.

A girl in my office claimed today that she never gets a cold, she only catches them off other people. Why am I working there?

Quote: Ben @ 13th December 2013, 7:42 PM GMT

A girl in my office claimed today that she never gets a cold, she only catches them off other people. Why am I working there?

Laughing out loud

£53 for a f**kin' Christmas tree?

I'd expect the one out of Trafalgar Square for that not the 6' bastard in our lounge !

Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree

I didn't buy you

I was brougt up Jewdaically.

You could have one as a Hanukkah bush.

Not if I want to stay off the sex offenders register

:D

F**k I did 45,000 posts and never noticed.

Quote: zooo @ 13th December 2013, 7:36 PM GMT

Holy effing crap. http://unlooker.com/airline-pulls-amazing-christmas-stunt-passengers/

Never ask for socks.

Of course no one said, I want a new kidney, or one more Christmas with Granny or anything.

Quote: zooo @ 13th December 2013, 7:36 PM GMT

Holy effing crap. http://unlooker.com/airline-pulls-amazing-christmas-stunt-passengers/

Never ask for socks.

Poor Socks-and-Underwear Man! I bet it ruined his day to see what he could have wished for!

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