INT. HOTEL BAR
A man and woman are enjoying a drink together. The woman is a pretty, slim brunette and the man is obviously enjoying her company. Suddenly the woman waves a room key at the man and grinning they both head for the lift.
CUT TO INSIDE OF LIFT:
The couple are both engaging in some very heavy petting when suddenly the lift stops and the doors open. They tumble out onto the landing still engaging in their petting as the woman leads the man towards a nearby door.
CUT TO INSIDE HOTEL BEDROOM:
The woman is excitedly helping the man to strip and when he is naked but for his socks, she shoves him down on to the bed.
The man lies back and watches as the woman performs a tantalizing strip. First she kicks off her shoes. Then she slowly unzips her dress and lets it slip to the floor leaving her wearing just a bra and panties.
Next off comes the bra!
The man drools. She's rather top heavy but hey he doesn't seem to mind.
THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON THE MAN'S FACE AS HE CLOSES HIS EYES AND GRINS IN ANTICIPATION OF WHAT IS TO COME.
CAMERA PANS OUT AGAIN AND WE CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THE WOMAN ABOUT TO REMOVE HER PANTIES BEFORE THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN AGAIN ON THE MAN'S FACE.
The man opens his eyes and suddenly his expression turns to one of horror.
CAMERA PANS OUT AND WE SEE A TWENTY STONE WOMAN SITTING ASTRIDE THE MAN WHO IS PINNED TO THE BED HARDLY VISIBLE FROM UNDER HER ENORMOUS FRAME.
TO THE SOUND OF HIS YELLS THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON THE PANTIES STREWN ON THE FLOOR.
A VOICE IS HEARD TO EXCLAIM "MAGIC PANTS BY S & M GUARANTEED TO TURN A TWENTY STONE SLAG INTO A SIZE ZERO BABE!"
THE VERY END 
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I'm just me!!!!
