British Comedy Guide

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Snarl!!!

People who say 'literally' when they mean 'figuratively'.

Absolutely. People who do that should be literally taken out and shot.

I know I'll sound like an old fogey but I f**king hate the word 'selfie'.

Quote: keewik @ 10th December 2013, 11:50 PM GMT

I know I'll sound like an old fogey but I f**king hate the word 'selfie'.

Yeah, and how come in most of the 'selfies' in the tabloid press you can see the person holding the phone ? It's not a selfie it's a yousie.

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When you say something and someone doesn't hear you, so asks somebody else "What was that?". Ask me, you deaf sod.

What was that Ben?

Get the signer in from the Mandela do yesterday.

Relations who think that because you are a single bloke it is okay to send you the smallest Christmas card in the box.

Quote: Tursiops @ 11th December 2013, 10:32 PM GMT

Relations who think that because you are a single bloke it is okay to send you the smallest Christmas card in the box.

But is it beautiful?

When you can find every usb cable you own except the one you are actually looking for.

You poor poor bastard

How you've suffered !

When British people start doing American accents for no reason whatsoever.

That is truly cringe-making.

Well I think it's, like, totally awesome.

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