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Suppose I could've chosen fish for shark, but it doesn't convey it really.

Would you like to cuddle a shark? If it was a friendly one.

Quote: sootyj @ 9th December 2013, 11:17 PM GMT

55% tell me Nils are the lambs still screaming?

Only a few percent off Hitler!

Ah, I skipped all that...but it would have been puppy, with kitten a close second (of course, ahem ;)) Speaking of kittens, a cat sat right in the road in front of me tonight and didn't make any attempt to move whatsoever even when I flashed and beeped him...what's the matter with 'em?? do they think they have nine lives or something??

:(
Silly cat.
Maybe it was deaf. And blind...?

If my cat was that silly I'd keep him indoors.

No, he was smiling at me like he wasn't bovvered.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 9th December 2013, 11:25 PM GMT

Kitten
Puppy
Fish
Hamster
Snake
Can't remember any more.

Others were Rabbit and Piranha (surely a fish anyway?)

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:29 PM GMT

Would you like to cuddle a shark? If it was a friendly one.

I think I would. But it didn't say "which would you most like to cuddle?" :)

Actually I wish I'd chosen the bunny now.

Aw, rabbits.
Maybe tests have proven that psychopaths tend to be fond of piranhas. (Or sharks.) ;)

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 9th December 2013, 11:31 PM GMT

No, he was smiling at me like he wasn't bovvered.

D'oh. Very odd behaviour.

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:33 PM GMT

Aw, rabbits.
Maybe tests have proven that psychopaths tend to be fond of piranhas. (Or sharks). ;)

Ha, mebbes. Too late though, I've passed! I have the results!!

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 9th December 2013, 11:19 PM GMT

9%...I'm Mother Theresa.

15% - did you get the same profile description then, that you're going to be trampled over for life? :( And here I was thinking not being psychopathic would be a good thing...

Yes, you are one third psychopathic!

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:29 PM GMT

Would you like to cuddle a shark? If it was a friendly one.

Only a few percent off Hitler!

Ifinally feel validated in disliking most people and zebras and none cross eared lions and mount snowden

Quote: sglen @ 9th December 2013, 11:35 PM GMT

15% - did you get the same profile description then, that you're going to be trampled over for life? :( And here I was thinking not being psychopathic would be a good thing...

I got a sentence saying that I might care about others' feelings but psychopaths don't, so watch out.

That didn't make any sense

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:36 PM GMT

I got a sentence saying that I might care about others' feelings but psychopaths don't, so watch out.

Yeah I think that's basically what it said. I may have exaggerated slightly ;)

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:35 PM GMT

Yes, you are one third psychopathic!

:D Does this mean I'm allowed to murder for 8hrs a day? Can I at least get paid breaks and half an hour for lunch, with a nice chianti?

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