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Power cuts like that seldom happen in the day, do they? Hope it's not going to be a regular thing for you!

Hope not. It's a long time since we had one.

Last time I had major power cut was six years ago, on Christmas Day; everyone stuck their turkeys in the oven at the same time and blew the local substation... That was a fun day.

I'm just glad it didn't happen last night when we were having a bit of a party. Cold sausage rolls aren't my favourite thing.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/psychopath-night

Took the test, 30%. Phew, I can stop feeling guilty about those prostitutes.

55% tell me Nils are the lambs still screaming?

9%...I'm Mother Theresa.

9%.

The most important question - What did you select as your favourite animal?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 9th December 2013, 11:19 PM GMT

9%...I'm Mother Theresa.

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Ooh! High five!

She was an evil bitch really

Ive just been hired to write a critical letter to rim blackberry

Shall I start

Dear blackberry

Shove your blackberry up your brown eye

Puppy. They didn't have shark.

Quote: zooo @ 9th December 2013, 11:21 PM GMT

9%.

The most important question - What did you select as your favourite animal?

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I didn't see that question?? I got something about did you ever harm an animal.

It was in the drop downs at the end.

Yeah it was just an extra question.

What were the other animals? I actually only registered the kitten.

Kitten
Puppy
Fish
Hamster
Snake
Can't remember any more.

Ah, thank you. Fish?!