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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2013/14 Page 58

Er sorry Godot, but I fear for your personal judgment on this one, after agreeing with you on many other things. Superb footballer yes, but a vile worm of a sportsman. Maybe not nasty like Vinny Jones, but a worm of a pro sportsman and a stop at nothing cheat. Just my views after some serial biting and diving, the first premiership ban for racial insults, the tawdry refusal to shake hands when his victim was willing to, so churning it all up again for his club, a complete absence of loyalty to a great and very loyal club when he wanted out in the summer, using the British media targeting of him as the excuse, then completely forgetting this barely weeks later when the only bid came in from Arsenal.

Oh and not forgetting that amazing disgrace of a handball that denied Africa their first world cup semi final team. Great player, total worm. We'll be facing him in Brazil, I bet he's already practicing his box of dirty tricks to send us out. Sorry, that's my views on him. And he has such wonderful skills. :(

Suarez is a c**t. A supremely talented c**t.

53 points for me. Not a high scoring week for anyone really. Highest score in the whole game was 98. On to next week.

The idea that Suarez isn't an odious individual is beyond laughable. However, I do wish his name began with a different letter.

He's been exemplary this season though, does he have as much as a yellow card?
Perhaps he's learned his lesson, and wants people to talk about his football rather than be strangely repetitively offensive towards him.

It's not like he's John Terry or Dennis Wise

I am truly baffled by the hatred shown towards Suarez and to be honest it's starting to anger me a little.

The whole negrito incident is farcical and would not have led to an eight match ban if it didn't have Ferguson pushing behind the scenes. It doesn't mean nigger, you know. Suarez also didn't avoid shaking Evra's hand: if you watch the video he pulls his hand back when he thinks Evra is going to ignore him.

'Vile worm of a sportsman', 'stop at nothing cheat'. Are you having a laugh? There aren't many footballers who don't chuck in the odd dig or barge or professional foul. Suarez is nothing like as bad as Rooney or Fellaini or Gareth Barry or Shawcross or Walters or Bardsley or even Gerrard. Even Van Pointless puts the studs in when he doesn't get his own way.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th December 2013, 8:55 PM GMT

He's been exemplary this season though, does he have as much as a yellow card?

One. From the derby. Mirallas did try to break his leg on two occasions however.

Like I said, beyond laughable.

There was a good bit in one game this season where Suarez nudged a defender to the floor rather than the other way round.

Quote: Badge @ 8th December 2013, 8:42 PM GMT

The idea that Suarez isn't an odious individual is beyond laughable.

Really? I bet you voted Lib Dem at the last election.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 8th December 2013, 9:35 PM GMT

Really? I bet you voted Lib Dem at the last election.

I don't even look like him any more.

Anyway Back on topic

Splodge seems to be the Dark Horse, consistently strong throughout & has crept into a strong position steadily.

Fozzie 2 still has Dyer to play tomorrow though so could make some inroads.

Horseradish is slowly clawing back all his transfer points too. I tip him to escape last position by the end of the season.

Unless someone wakes Chappers from his coffin & uses regression therapy so that he can remember his password.

Yes, Chappers is favourite for bottom slot. A phrase I've never used before.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 8th December 2013, 9:41 PM GMT

Anyway Back on topic

Splodge seems to be the Dark Horse, consistently strong throughout & has crept into a strong position steadily.

Fozzie 2 still has Dyer to play tomorrow though so could make some inroads.

Well, I have more green arrows than anyone (11/15) so I'm the most consistent player in the league.

Don't think it hasn't been noticed

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