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That bloody John McCrirrick eh Beaky

You too, sooty? The man's no more than a tart.

That's the love that dare not speak its name, for legal reasons.

Waiting for the window cleaner. He's always late, if he comes at all, and he's always a rude shit when he's here. I've never met such a chippy bastard in my life - first time he was here I was trying to be polite and he basically called me a work-shy scrounger because I was working part-time.

Quote: Harridan @ 5th December 2013, 10:38 AM GMT

Waiting for the window cleaner. He's always late, if he comes at all, and he's always a rude shit when he's here. I've never met such a chippy bastard in my life - first time he was here I was trying to be polite and he basically called me a work-shy scrounger because I was working part-time.

Hate people who think working part time means you are lazy. Used to have a part time job, which because of a medical condition was all I could manage. In the end I learnt to be vague when people asked what hours I worked because part time was never good enough. One day I asked someone what they did- they said they worked part time in bank. Clearly part time banker was more acceptable than part time retail assistant. Would they have preferred I did not work at all and claimed full Government assistance?

I am not quite sure how much I now owe my window cleaner; when he eventualy catches me in I may have to remortgage the house.

The Beeb cancelling Ripper Street.

Really? How odd.

Falling ratings apparently. :S

Unless you mean it's odd that annoys me, then :P ;)

Quote: Nil Putters @ 5th December 2013, 11:45 AM GMT

The Beeb cancelling Ripper Street.

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Teary

:( S'not fair. I like Ripper Street.

If the window cleaner is mean again, suggest it must be nice for him, having a job that doesn't require any brain power.

It's not necessarily true, but he shouldn't be rude if he can't take it back.

Quote: Harridan @ 5th December 2013, 10:38 AM GMT

Waiting for the window cleaner. He's always late, if he comes at all, and he's always a rude shit when he's here. I've never met such a chippy bastard in my life - first time he was here I was trying to be polite and he basically called me a work-shy scrounger because I was working part-time.

And thus ended Harridan's attempt to write a cheeky 70s comedy porn film script.

Quote: sootyj @ 5th December 2013, 2:32 PM GMT

And thus ended Harridan's attempt to write a cheeky 70s comedy porn film script.

I'd watch that.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 5th December 2013, 2:39 PM GMT

I'd watch that.

For a dollar?

People who say 'we need to have a conversation about that.' 'You should have a conversation with . . to sort that.' etc.

TALK ffs !

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