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Ben has been late for work for the past two days due to various traffic mishaps. He will try the backroads route tomorrow.
A few weeks ago arranged to do something with a mate this weekend, on a day they are free. Been casually reminding them of this over last week, but they don't want to finalise plans. Which is usually code for "I've made other plans". Will be really pissed off if that's case because I've been looking forward to it.
Ben needs to ring Manchester. Now!
Even on tip toes I don't think you will reach all the way around; the circumference of Manchester must be at least 30 miles I would think.
Manchester has been rung. Emergency over.
Sawwtiiddd
Just had Stoke on Trent ring me. What a crazy night.
Quote: Ben @ 3rd December 2013, 7:20 PM GMTManchester has been rung. Emergency over.
Yes, thanks for ringing Ben. It was the first time anyone here had ever seen an avocado.
The riots have died down now and only some sections of the city are ablaze.
Quote: sglen @ 3rd December 2013, 9:34 PM GMTThe riots have died down now and only some sections of the city are ablaze.
Causing up to a maximum of £7 damage etc
Quote: sglen @ 3rd December 2013, 9:34 PM GMTYes, thanks for ringing Ben. It was the first time anyone here had ever seen an avocado.
The riots have died down now and only some sections of the city are ablaze.
I'll wait till things go quiet before I bring an Ugli Fruit up !
Ben is praying that work stays this quiet for the rest of the day.
Quote: Ben @ 4th December 2013, 9:05 AM GMTBen is praying that work stays this quiet for the rest of the day.
Dear Lord,
Please let this day be quiet and still
To stay quite calm so I can just sit
To while away the time and dream
Cos Ben is such a lazy git! 
Ben wishes people would make his coffee the way he asked.
Quote: Ben @ 4th December 2013, 9:44 AM GMT
Ben wishes people would make his coffee the way he asked.
Tuumble just wishes someone will make him a coffee period*.
[*NOT a caffeine based feminine medical condition]