British Comedy Guide

What did your School Reports say about you? Page 3

Quote: Aaron @ February 19, 2008, 6:44 PM

Oo, wossisname?

He's not remotely well known! He quit just before athletes started getting fame or money, or guesting on Question of Sport. :(
He would have been great on that, as well.

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:44 PM

He just used to tell jokes and chat for an hour.
Although I'm sure I remember him telling us something about half lives or summink.
Yeah, I got Ds in science...

Sounds like my science teachers. Laughing out loud

I realise now 2 or 3 of my friends were dyslexic. Some teachers just had/have no flipping clue.

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:45 PM

He's not remotely well known! He quit just before athletes started getting fame or money, or guesting on Question of Sport. :(
He would have been great on that, as well.

:(

We could have been RICH!

Or at the very least, I could have met Roger Black...

My PE Teacher was about 2 foot tall, with a gob like a drill Sgt.

Quote: James Gordon @ February 19, 2008, 4:56 PM

Didnt he used to be in Coronation Street??

I said..i said...i said... Didnt he used to be in Coronation street??

No! That was John something or other (Fred Elliott) Fred Talbot, isn't he the one from Granada Reports?

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:44 PM

Oh, my Physics teacher was soooo yummy.

I could list the teachers my friends and I gossip about for being attractive-but I won't because I'm still at the school :D *taps nose*

Ladies, were/are your PE teachers ALL cliched butch lesbians?

Cos mine were.

nope :) but a couple defo were

Quote: sootyj @ February 19, 2008, 8:17 AM

Similar, turns out I was dyslexic. It's amazing how in my day. So much was missed by teachers, I wander if things have improved.

I am dyslexic too. No one spotted it when I was at school. As I said, my teachers were all idiots. I always liked going at my own pace and hated things being crammed into me without anyone taking the time to check it had actually sunk in. I think I would personally have benefited more from a Steiner Education. If I ever have kids and they start showing signs of being like me education wise, I would send them to a steiner school. It's not for everyone but I feel I would have got more out of it.

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:47 PM

We could have been RICH!

Or at the very least, I could have met Roger Black...

He wasn't also the sixth Beatle, was he?

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:49 PM

Ladies, were/are your PE teachers ALL cliched butch lesbians?

Cos mine were.

With full on body hair and crew cuts.

He is multitalented...

Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:53 PM

He is multitalented...

Gutted.

:(

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