British Comedy Guide

A man walks into a bar... Page 2

Quote: gappy @ 1st December 2013, 7:00 PM GMT

An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman walk into a bar. Unusually wide doorway at that establishment. No, seriously, it had been adapted, at quite some expense. They had to use a specially reinforced lintel. The whole facade of the building had to be remodelled, actually, to accommodate this widened entrance: took a long time, too, and there was a fair bit of paperwork, because it was a listed building. Still, the landlord felt that it had been worth the investment of finances and effort, because his concept was that the dilated point of ingress gave the venue a welcoming atmosphere, and he predicted that this would result in an increased footfall for the pub, and therefore increase revenue. And, on this evidence, he was probably correct; after all, at this one randomly selected moment there were no fewer than three customers entering the business simultaneously.

And two of them had travelled quite some way to be there.

Laughing out loud

Quote: gappy @ 1st December 2013, 7:00 PM GMT

An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman walk into a bar. Unusually wide doorway at that establishment. No, seriously, it had been adapted, at quite some expense. They had to use a specially reinforced lintel. The whole facade of the building had to be remodelled, actually, to accommodate this widened entrance: took a long time, too, and there was a fair bit of paperwork, because it was a listed building. Still, the landlord felt that it had been worth the investment of finances and effort, because his concept was that the dilated point of ingress gave the venue a welcoming atmosphere, and he predicted that this would result in an increased footfall for the pub, and therefore increase revenue. And, on this evidence, he was probably correct; after all, at this one randomly selected moment there were no fewer than three customers entering the business simultaneously.

And two of them had travelled quite some way to be there.

That sounds like a really nice bar

Sounds a bit busy for my liking. :D

An Englishman, Irishman And Scotsman walk into a bar and the landlord says "Is this some sort of Joke!"

Two Scotsmen sitting at the bar and one says "If you've not got Plane crisps, I'll have helicopter!

Shouldn't this troll be banned?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 3rd December 2013, 11:31 AM GMT

Shouldn't this trill be binned?

That's what the parrot in the cage on the bar said when it saw the sell-by date

:D

Have a port and lemon on me Stephen ;)

A man walks into a bar and says I'll have what the staff are having.
So he a pint of formula and a stale drum roll.

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 3rd December 2013, 11:23 AM GMT

Two Scotsmen sitting at the bar and one says "If you've not got Plane crisps, I'll have helicopter!

That's disgustingly bad taste. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Ah, I didn't get the connection.... bad form funy, bad form.

Ok it's a duff joke, but you know enoughs enough.

I mean I've told a bad joke in the past.

Aparently.

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