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Sorry to hear that Lofty, have you considered shoving some go chat up your chuff.

You might get lucky

Eh?

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/12/02/randy-santel-chews-up-challenge-to-eat-monster-hot-dog-at-walsall-restaurant/

Amazon claims it will experiment with delivering products via unmanned drones.
/.../ the robots anticipated by Amazon could be able to deliver packages of up to 5 pounds in weight in less than half an hour.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/02/amazon-drones-prime-air_n_4370340.html

Quote: Nogget @ 2nd December 2013, 4:49 PM GMT

Amazon claims it will experiment with delivering products via unmanned drones.
/.../ the robots anticipated by Amazon could be able to deliver packages of up to 5 pounds in weight in less than half an hour.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/02/amazon-drones-prime-air_n_4370340.html

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/dec/02/amazon-drone-delivery-jeff-bezos-hype

Yeah, without slicing anyone's face off. Good luck with that.

Given the record of drone technology your parcel is likely to be delivered to an Afghan wedding.

By 'delivered' you mean blow up the entire building tearing everyone inside limb from limb?

Yep

Considering how well they work as waiters I can't see this going wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciNphCpmnSo

Quote: Harridan @ 2nd December 2013, 8:47 PM GMT

Considering how well they work as waiters I can't see this going wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciNphCpmnSo

And yet I think such a drone is a thousand times more reliable than David Smith.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25205914

This is pretty amazing - divers were searching a wreck 30 feet below the surface and found a survivor in an air pocket.

Wow!
That's so amazing.
Nice to see something happy for a change.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25207818

Really? Really?

"says nothing for fear of lawsuit"

http://tinyurl.com/ps64y2z

'Hello! Real world calling . . . '

Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th December 2013, 2:45 PM GMT

http://tinyurl.com/ps64y2z

'Hello! Real world calling . . . '

:O Amazing.

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