Hmm.
What did your School Reports say about you? Page 2
Can you imagine a mini version of me running around? The world just isn't ready.
I'm not sure it's able to cope with the big version of you. 
I have keepers.
All mine read:
'would do well if tried. But no, he just looks out the window and daydreams all the time.'
A typical conversation at school:
Teacher: What is the answer to the question Jacparov?
J: What question?
T: The one I just asked.
J: Were you talking?
T: Yes! Why don't you pay attention?
J: You're so boring.
T: I'm trying to educate you.
J: I never asked to be.
T: well don't you think you should try a little?
J: Sure.
T: so what is the answer to the question?
J: What question? etc etc.
I was given my fist ever detention by Fred Talbot...
Well, he's famous in Manchester.
Didnt he used to be in Coronation Street??
I said..i said...i said... Didnt he used to be in Coronation street??
shivers.
I guess I turned out like my report said.
My biggest regret is being an arsehole at school. I tried to install that to my boys. One listened. The other one well, you should read some of his creative writing. The stories are horrific. Very imaginative but incredibly gory. Everyone of them.
His teacher said reading his work gave him nightmares.
They all bloody said I was too quiet. But my English and Art teachers were always a bit nicer. My PE teacher hated me, until she found out my dad ran for England, then she started kissing my arse. Why didn't I tell her that in year 8?
One pointed out at a parent's evening that I just sat and watched the sixth form boys playing rugby out the window every History lesson.
Thanks Mr. Ley.
oo I actually found some of my old reports gonna go have a look now, see if it was anything good.
Thought the fact I don't remember doesn't bode too hopeful.
D
Physics - 'I believe she MAY have SOME ability. I have yet to see any evidence.'
Ironic that my son is doing a PhD in the subject!
Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:34 PMMy PE teacher hated me, until she found out my dad ran for England, then she started kissing my arse. Why didn't I tell her that in year 8?
Oo, wossisname?
Quote: zooo @ February 19, 2008, 6:34 PMOne pointed out at a parent's evening that I just sat and watched the sixth form boys playing rugby out the window every History lesson.
Thanks Mr. Ley.
Strangely, I'm not surprised.
My PE teacher (well, one of them) tried to get me to join the school rugby team. Much better game than football at least.
Oh, my Physics teacher was soooo yummy.
He just used to tell jokes and chat for an hour.
Although I'm sure I remember him telling us something about half lives or summink.
Yeah, I got Ds in science...
Quote: sootyj @ February 19, 2008, 8:17 AMSimilar, turns out I was dyslexic. It's amazing how in my day. So much was missed by teachers, I wander if things have improved.
Having worked with dyslexics for many years, it seems that is recognised more nowadays, but support and funding for any special needs is still very poor.