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What is on your shopping list this week? Page 2

Yep I always have number 1 all over

Umm all over my head I mean

Erk. Well it sounds better than having to talk to/pay a hairdresser. I say go for it!

New clothes. Have lost a rather pleasing three and a half stone, but still not quite where I want to be yet.

Hate buying clothes only for them to be too big a month or so later.

But when your jeans place you in constant peril of an exposure charge, it is time to take action.

F**king Christmas presents.

On that note, anyone here know a lot about gaming and Apple products? My boyfriend loves these two things. I do not. I struggle to find something he would like every single time. I thought of a Pebble Smart Watch but reviews say it's a bit shit at the moment.

Any kind of clever gadget would probably do, but I have no idea.

People with similar interests to him: what would you want for Christmas?

Quote: Jennie @ 1st December 2013, 12:58 PM GMT

Have lost a rather pleasing three and a half stone

Nice one!

Yes, that's loads! Well done. Is it from your jogging?
I plan to put on at least half a stone on Christmas day.

I don't know anything about gaming I'm afraid. All I know is I would want one of those cool gaming chairs if I was into it.

Quote: lofthouse @ 1st December 2013, 12:39 PM GMT

Yep I always have number 1 all over

Umm all over my head I mean

And to think I get angry at my boyfriend for pissing on the toilet seat. That's very poor aim.

:D

Quote: zooo @ 1st December 2013, 8:29 PM GMT

I would want one of those cool gaming chairs if I was into it.

Cool gaming chairs? I have a feeling this will be way above my budget, but I have not heard of this. Know what they're called?

If someones got a smart phone, then a solar or hand charger can be a good bet.

Or blue tooth gloves.

Quote: sootyj @ 1st December 2013, 8:36 PM GMT

If someones got a smart phone, then a solar or hand charger can be a good bet.

That looks pretty good, thanks!

Quote: sootyj @ 1st December 2013, 8:36 PM GMT

Or blue tooth gloves.

Oh Jesus, this is going to bother me. I find hands-free irritating enough. Now how am I going to know which wankers on the bus are also mentally ill?

I meant these by the way: http://www.firebox.com/product/5611/Bluetooth-Gloves but I have just been told that Bluetooth Gloves are also gloves you can wear and still use a touchscreen, which is far more reasonable :)

A Christmas tree which is always at the top of my list of annual luxuries.

As this time of year arrives, I always think rural. When I was six, I had elderly neighbours who decorated their home with things from the woods. I preferred it to excessive tinsel although lights can be nice.

I like the process of it. Going to a farm and buying a tree. Actually I was at a Christmas fayre at a farm last Sunday, sampling lots of food, not that I bought anything other than a mocha at a horrendous price.

I think anyone wanking on the bus has serious issues.

That or they're Stewart Lee trying out new stuff.

Quote: sglen @ 1st December 2013, 8:34 PM GMT

Cool gaming chairs? I have a feeling this will be way above my budget, but I have not heard of this. Know what they're called?

I think if you just search gaming chairs you'll find lots. They're in Argos and all sorts.

I vaguely meant one like this.

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Quote: zooo @ 1st December 2013, 8:53 PM GMT

I think if you just search gaming chairs you'll find lots. They're in Argos and all sorts.

I vaguely meant one like this.

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Oh I see! That's pretty good too! Increasingly glad I asked. So much less stuck than I was.

Why did you get sacked from your job as Father Christmas?

Quote: sglen @ 1st December 2013, 8:27 PM GMT

F**king Christmas presents.

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