Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 1st December 2013, 1:53 PM GMTI had no idea it was an old lady, it's not like you can smell kippers, piss and talc on the net.
You have style Teddy, really a scandal and a mystery you haven't made it yet in the comedy business.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 1st December 2013, 1:53 PM GMTI had no idea it was an old lady, it's not like you can smell kippers, piss and talc on the net.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 1st December 2013, 5:54 PM GMTYou have style Teddy, really a scandal and a mystery you haven't made it yet in the comedy business.
No he doesn't; the above comment is precisely the kind of sniping and innuendo that he complains bitterly about when it addresses himself. He hadn't paid any attention and didn't even know Keewik was a woman, so the attempt to sterotype Keewik in this way was just plain insulting, far more so than Keewiks comment that started all this diatribe.
I for one am glad he is leaving or has now left.
Quote: sootyj @ 28th November 2013, 11:26 PM GMTRene Carpark has he had the old Bangcockgone chop
Quote: Kenneth @ 28th November 2013, 11:43 PM GMTIt's precisely this sort of cryptic riddling that confirms whatever Padders was accusing you of.
I once offered to fix Rene up with a job, a wife and a regular stand-up gig in Asia, but he declined. Stand-up comedy is gaining in popularity in these parts. I find it unbearable. The exception is Bill Bailey.
What did you find cryptic?
You renamed Renegade Carpark with a name usually used for a woman in the English language and then you wonder why SootyJ enquires if RC has had an operation to change sex?
Quote: billwill @ 1st December 2013, 6:43 PM GMTNo he doesn't; the above comment is precisely the kind of sniping and innuendo that he complains bitterly about when it addresses himself...
Looks like I should have put in an emoticon...
Whose Helen Keller's favourite standup
Bill Brailey
As for Kenneth Bill, he is about the driest wit on this site. Reading him is like sipping a martini in the Sahara.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 1st December 2013, 6:49 PM GMTLooks like I should have put in an emoticon...
Take your mother f**king emoticon and shove it up a Zebra's arse
Quote: billwill @ 1st December 2013, 6:43 PM GMTI for one am glad he is leaving or has now left.
Welcome to the club. But did he really leave...or is he just taking a "David Smith"-styled break?
Quote: sootyj @ 1st December 2013, 6:50 PM GMTTake your mother f**king emoticon and shove it up a Zebra's arse
I'll try.
Quote: sootyj @ 1st December 2013, 6:50 PM GMTTake your mother f**king emoticon and shove it up a Zebra's arse
We don't all have your brilliant turn of phrase Soots & some of us need emoticons to convey the precise meaning intended.
This is my new emoticon, it covers most of my emotions.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 1st December 2013, 6:53 PM GMTWelcome to the club. But did he really leave...or is he just taking a "David Smith"-styled break?
Isn't that just excessive masturbation.
Quote: billwill @ 1st December 2013, 6:43 PM GMTWhat did you find cryptic?
You renamed Renegade Carpark with a name usually used for a woman in the English language and then you wonder why SootyJ enquires if RC has had an operation to change sex?
Thanks for clearing that up. In Holland, France and Australia, Rene tends to be a bloke's name, whereas Renee is the sheila's name. So there was no intention to bend the chap's gender.
I first dropped the 'gade' from old Parker's name a few years back when I twigged that he resembled a young Gordon Kaye from early All Allo days, and he himself even adopted this truncated form for a single joke:
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/15449/3#P525865
As for "Bangcokgone chop" or whatever it was - I have lived too long in Thailand and elsewhere in SthEasst Asia to view "Bangkok" as an innuendo. My mistake.
On the subject of gender-neutral names, one of the stronger characters in Malory Towers is Wilhelmina Robinson but nearly everyone calls her Bill. She is a good horsewoman and brooks no nonsense:
If you still enjoy diving Bill, you oughta come to Indonesia - I can show you some great locations. Avoid the tourist mess that is Bali and instead seek out some more remote places.
Are you a door to door salesman for Malory Towers or something
"Why don't you come on over? Mallory!"
There's a slogan for you.
Didnt Frank Zappa sing about being able to take an hour on the Mallory Tower of power.
Quote: Kenneth @ 29th November 2013, 8:41 AM GMTAnd I really do recommend the Malory Towers series. Blyton at her best. S
In the girls boarding school genre I would go more for Trouble at Willow Gables.
Quote: Kenneth @ 1st December 2013, 7:37 PM GMTOn the subject of gender-neutral names, one of the stronger characters in Malory Towers is Wilhelmina Robinson but nearly everyone calls her Bill. She is a good horsewoman and brooks no nonsense:
This is currently my favourite aspect of this forum.
Quote: Tursiops @ 1st December 2013, 8:13 PM GMTIn the girls boarding school genre I would go more for Trouble at Willow Gables.
Cheers, will try to find. Verging into Radclyffe Hall for larks, aye?
I am seriously 55 percent through one hundred compendiums of the magnet billy bunter volumes