Is Ben in training for some extreme physical event?
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Quote: keewik @ 1st December 2013, 12:34 AM GMT15 members online yet only 11 showing their status. Who are the missing 4?
All 4 are David Smith
Nursing a heavy cold. Tea, cough medicine, paracetamol and toast and marmite for breakfast. Hope to be better for tomorrow, as I'm talking about my cartoons at the university. Bright blue sky in Malaga, but a chilly wind.
Quote: Jennie @ 1st December 2013, 11:43 AM GMT
Open fire? Well that just sounds like aristocratic culinary heaven! Jealous.
This is Norfolk, remember.
They think central heating is witchcraft.
Don't overdo the paracetamol. Brandy and port.
Quote: Nogget @ 1st December 2013, 12:25 PM GMTThis is Norfolk, remember.
They think central heating is witchcraft.
We do have some very saucy witches mind.
Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 1st December 2013, 1:37 AM GMTKweewik your attack on my family life is unforgivable, it is the lowest point of my time on this site.
I have no idea why you did it, but it has upset me so if that was your aim good shot.
What on earth are you talking about?
Hello Bill.
I just hit the revolutionary May Day button on my new Kindle Fire and asked the nice Irish lady how I can make porn appear on my TV as me and my mates want to watch a lesbian orgy scene in HD
She wasn't very helpful
Quote: Harridan @ 1st December 2013, 12:18 PM GMTIs Ben in training for some extreme physical event?
No, not really. Just trying to lose some fat off my stomach and put on some muscle elsewhere.
I've been reading a book of Ortega y Pacheco strips - the most disgraceful cartoons ever published - to cheer myself up. We'll have lunch soon, probably get pissed then watch a DVD.
Roscoff has just had a yummy Sunday lunch at 'The Comet'. An open fire but not cooked on like the hippies down there in Norfolk.
Ben can't be bothered with anything taxing tomorrow morning, so will be having a shave tonight.
Harridan is completely worn out and could happily fall asleep right now.
Ben shaved against the grain and is now super smooth. Even more so than usual. 