Todays sketch.
EXT. STREET. NIGHT.
A WOMAN IS SCRABBLING AROUND THE FLOOR OF A DARK ALLEY, HER FRIENDS STAND AROUND HER.
WOMAN
It's no good I've lost it and I only bought them yesterday.
SUDDENLY A HAND APPEARS AND REACHES INTO THE SHADOWS. IT RETURNS HOLDING AN EARRING.
VOICE (OFF)
There yu go miss.
WOMAN
Thanks
SHE TAKES THE EARRING AND PUTS IT ON.
VOICE (OFF)
No problem I am quiet good at seeing in the dark.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE VOICE IS COMING FROM A 6FOOT CARROT WITH ARMS AND LEGS.
ENDS
I get it. Silly yet fun.
Nice, works, you could even do it silent. Not on radio obviously.
Sooty's obviously learned something from The Ultimate Sketch thread.
If this sketch of danny's had appeared two days ago, Sooty would have said it'd be funnier if she'd dropped her dildo instead of an earring.
There's hope for the forum yet! 
Quote: sootyj @ February 19, 2008, 6:26 PMNice, works, you could even do it silent. Not on radio obviously.
Actually I like the idea of doing it silent? Does anyone have a 6 foot carrot costume can borrow?
Quote: FoxyBox @ February 19, 2008, 6:40 PMSooty's obviously learned something from The Ultimate Sketch thread.
If this sketch of danny's had appeared two days ago, Sooty would have said it'd be funnier if she'd dropped her dildo instead of an earring.
There's hope for the forum yet!
In the words of Marshal Macluhan in Annie Hall
"You know nothing of my works,"