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Why, thank you George.

Can't see her finely honed torso in that shot tho' !

:D

Quote: lofthouse @ 29th November 2013, 11:22 PM GMT

You wake up at ,say, 6am

All tired and half awake and cosy

So you blindly take a peek at your watch and YES! it's only 6am , I don't have to get up for work for another... errr ... An hour and three quarters BRILL

An hour and three quarters.. that's like ages and ages

You can watch a whole movie in that time

So you close your eyes and chill

Then , about five minutes later (or so it seems) you glance at your watch and it's now SEVEN THIRTY ?????

WTFH!!

how the ?? whoo? Whaaaaa?!!

f**kshitwattytitflapz. Angry

Oh well ... don't need to get up for 15 minutes...

so you close your eyes and chill and .....

BLEEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEP

the bollocking alarm goes off

Where the hell did that fifteen minutes go???

I swear

My bed is a freakin time machine

What's worse than that is waking up at 6am feeling pretty good and like you could probably get up right now but before you finish that thought you've already lost the energy and fall back to sleep. When you wake up an hour later you feel like a zombie dragging yourself out of the grave and feel like crap all day.

No what's worse is when you don't wake up at all

Your fast fast asleep dreaming away an the alarm goes off

And you have to get up now

Now

No time to get used to the idea NOW this very second

bloody awful

And you try telling the young people of today that and they won't believe you!

:)

Especially if you've dreamed all night that you were at work, and then you have to get up and go there for real. :(

Funnily enough I'm always dreaming I'm a work - but at places I used to work years ago

Never where I am now

Similar to dreaming you're still at school I suppose. (Which I do quite a lot.)

What boring dreams! My subconscious is quite weird - last night I dreamt about being a spy (as Abed from Community) and I was being pursued by a villain who could decompose his body at will and move as slime under doors.

I either have quite fun dreams like fighting zombies, or incredibly ordinary dreams like walking round a supermarket, being at school or making a sandwich. :)

The only thing I can remember from last night was driving past a convertible being driven by Paul Hollywood.

Gripping stuff.

Quote: Harridan @ 30th November 2013, 12:30 PM GMT

I was being pursued by a villain who could decompose his body at will and move as slime under doors.

That sounds quite X Files-y. I used to dream I was Scully quite a lot.

Quote: lofthouse @ 29th November 2013, 11:22 PM GMT

You wake up at ,say, 6am

All tired and half awake and cosy

So you blindly take a peek at your watch and YES! it's only 6am , I don't have to get up for work for another... errr ... An hour and three quarters BRILL

An hour and three quarters.. that's like ages and ages

You can watch a whole movie in that time

So you close your eyes and chill

Then , about five minutes later (or so it seems) you glance at your watch and it's now SEVEN THIRTY ?????

WTFH!!

how the ?? whoo? Whaaaaa?!!

f**kshitwattytitflapz. Angry

Oh well ... don't need to get up for 15 minutes...

so you close your eyes and chill and .....

BLEEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEP

the bollocking alarm goes off

Where the hell did that fifteen minutes go???

I swear

My bed is a freakin time machine

It's worse when that doesn't happen and you lie there for two or more hours trying to get back to sleep and knowing that you are going to be sleep-deprived-dozy all the rest of the day.

Quote: lofthouse @ 30th November 2013, 11:53 AM GMT

No what's worse is when you don't wake up at all

Yes, death can be a bit problematic.

Laughing out loud

Websites that try to get you to get their app.

Celebrities who seduce you, only to tweet about it afterwards.

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