INTERNAL LIVING ROOM - ABOUT 10 PM ON A SUNDAY EVENING HUSBAND AND WIFE WATCHING TV SITTING ON THE SOFA (BLACK LEATHER)
Husband: Can you hear that noise?
Wife: What noise?
Husband: Shh listen
Wife: I can't hear anything
HUSBAND LIFTS UP LEG AND DOES A LOUD WET FART
Wife: You dirty bastard
HUSBAND IS LAUGHING AND ROLLING ABOUT ON THE SOFA LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD
WIFE LIFTS UP LEG DOES A LOUD FART AND FOLLOWS THROUGH SPLATTERING HER HUSBANDS FACE WITH HER SHIT.
Wife: You want a cup of tea love?
END
It has not added anything in a meaningful way to my life . I am not Ten years old though so maybe not in the demographic of your TA.
Quote: Marc P @ 29th November 2013, 10:21 PM GMTIt has not added anything in a meaningful way to my life . I am not Ten years old though so maybe not in the demographic of your TA.
Never mind your life that is personal shit, was my grammar ok?
I have never met her.
That make sense
She would have liked you, she liked cricket
On a serious note why did you post this Carlos?
None of us are serious I cannot answer that on a serious note ask me another question
Some people are serious, industry people look on these forums and the hope for some is that some talent may be spotted herein, but polluting the efforts of others with this kind of graffiti isn't really helping is it? Which is why I was genuinely asking why you posted it?
I am serious as well but not in a comedy forum. Serious goes out the window for me. I mean who wants a serious comedian reminds me of being in a funeral.
It's awful Carlos, but I think you know that.
I like grafiti nothing wrong with a bit of writing on the wall
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 29th November 2013, 10:55 PM GMTIt's awful Carlos, but I think you know that.
I know and I do
But visually I think it would work, like the young ones
Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ 29th November 2013, 10:57 PM GMTI know and I do
Condensed EastEnders 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 29th November 2013, 11:00 PM GMTCondensed EastEnders
Toilet humour
Crossed purposes.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 29th November 2013, 11:06 PM GMTCrossed purposes.
Yes and a pink octopus