Teddy Paddalack

Well I have f**ked up this time

I have let my feelings out, expressed my predicament and shared a story from real life and it has been my downfall.

Rather than be dragged away from the comedy I love to write and instead of hundred word replies to trolls distracting me from being funny, the time has come for me to take a break from something that has became one big negative for me.

To those who gave me positives Thank You

For those who gave me honest negatives Thank You

For the rest these boards are yours to use and I look forward to reading your efforts.

Teddy bows

Curtains fall.

The problem for me is that the premise doesn't really work.

No worries mate, I also avoid this forum when preoccupied with work. The trick is not giving a toss about bricks or bouquets. Anyways, I hope you'll give Malory Towers a shot.

Oh f**k!

I for one will miss the energy and passion you bring to critique. I am a huge believer in the power of enthusiasm to knock down walls so you keep tilting at those windmills.

If you spend the time you were spending posting & fighting on here on your book you should have it done in a couple of months!

I note you do not say you are off for good so I look forward to your return.

Regards

playfull

Quite nicely done, but I've definitely heard it before.

So I was standing at this cashpoint and there where 3 lads, two about 20 and one who looked about 15,
every time the younger one tried using the cash machine the older boys would push him over,
I thought, That's one way of helping him check his balance!

Funny ha ha come on less old jokes now, lest you become the forum cheggers/

Well if your going to tell a boring story about being at a cashpoint, at least put a joke in there, old or not!

Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 29th November 2013, 8:40 PM GMT

Well if your going to tell a boring story about being at a cashpoint, at least put a joke in there, old or not!

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Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 29th November 2013, 7:47 AM GMT

Teddy bows

Curtains fall.

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I think an encore is in order.

I have an image of what teddy bows would look like. Sort of floppy garish cravats tied like dickies, somewhere between Wagner and a droopy clown.

Teddy's a bewildering character, whose capacity for churning out comedy ideas - some good, some bad, but all original - is equalled only by his genius for taking offence. I hope he returns.

I'm also impressed with his strong ability to produce fun and original work. Whatever goal he set for himself as a writer, I'm sure he have what it takes.

Dare I say I doubt very much he has what it takes. A lot of whining about no time to write, but plenty of time to indulge in fights with people. Many people suggested solutions for his various problems but he always made excuses for not following up. As to his 'work' I found a lot of it totally incomprehensible. As Will Cam said - he has major problems dealing with other human beings - this again was refuted with stories about a cosy wife and family - if that's true, I'm the proverbial Dutchman. For me it conjures up visions of a family cowering because they don't know what the Hell the next diatribe will be.

Keewik you rotter.

You make poor Teddy sound like the poorly constructed character of a second rate, frustrated writer.

He's a human being allegedly.