Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 27th November 2013, 1:15 AM GMTJust rubbed my eye too hard & the eyelid flipped over so the eyelash was stuck on my eyeball.
Ouch Ouch Ouch
Got it back now but I haven't had this many tears since that John Lewis Ad
Did you rub your eyes with a jack-hammer?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th November 2013, 8:21 AM GMTDid you rub your eyes with a hammer?
Just the job...
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 27th November 2013, 8:21 AM GMTDid you rub your eyes with a jack-hammer?
Yes of course.
What should I have used?
Starting to get itchy feet for traveling again. The fact I don't really like my job at the moment makes it more intense.
Don't rub your feet too hard
or your toes might turn inside out
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 27th November 2013, 12:38 PM GMTDon't rub your feet too hard
or your toes might turn inside out
I dunno. Inside out toes might spice things up a bit.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 27th November 2013, 1:15 AM GMTJust rubbed my eye too hard & the eyelid flipped over so the eyelash was stuck on my eyeball.
Ouch Ouch Ouch
Got it back now but I haven't had this many tears since that John Lewis Ad
Remember, Steve, it's only a game. 
Ben could really do with stuffing a load of carbs and fat into his gob. However, it's the works curry night tomorrow, so he must refrain for now.
Ben is feeling very concerned about poor, beautiful Nigella.
It feels like a Friday night... or maybe that is wishful thinking. Either way must remember that it is in fact Thursday night and I need to set my alarm for work when I eventually decide go to sleep.
Quote: Ben @ 28th November 2013, 6:53 AM GMTBen is feeling very concerned about poor, beautiful Nigella.
I'm sure she appreciates your concern.
Any more dreams about her?
Quote: Ben @ 28th November 2013, 6:53 AM GMTBen is feeling very concerned about poor, beautiful Nigella.
Conversely, Harridan is starting to feel a bit sorry for Charles Saatchi! £1.1m a year being spent by Nigella and his staff! That's Brewster's Millions kind of spending.
Do you have any idea how rich this guy is?
I mainly feel sorry for her kids to be honest!
But I do like Nigella. Hope she's off the stuff now.
Sympathy for theman who sold us Thatcherism, and even more heinously, Young British Artists?
While Ben is consoling Nigella I will happily put an arm round each of the Grillo sisters.