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Hey Death By Monkey why do you give out rohypnol laced vegan food at Glastonbury?

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ 26th November 2013, 11:40 AM GMT

F**king hippies

Is that a hobby or does someone pay you?

Quote: sootyj @ 26th November 2013, 11:38 AM GMT

No I like carrots

That's a turnip for the books.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 26th November 2013, 11:41 AM GMT

That's a turnip for the books.

F**king puns...

Plucking buns.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ 26th November 2013, 11:46 AM GMT

Plucking buns.

I have no idea what that was

That's what all the turkey plf**kers say.

I um, what the hell has happened to this thread? All I wanted was a nice thread where we name all the people in the world we f**king hate and now I'm just getting insulted! Angry

Would it help if I said I hated you?

Quote: Marc P @ 26th November 2013, 11:30 AM GMT

Hate is for haters.

Well that is going to get you on Keewik's list straight off.

Quote: sootyj @ 26th November 2013, 12:02 PM GMT

Would it help if I said I hated you?

Isn't that taken as read?

Quote: sootyj @ 26th November 2013, 10:57 AM GMT

I think Micheal Gove looks like a school lab assisstant who got fired for sexually intefering with the frogs, that were being prepared for vivisection.

Possibly. Or this...

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Offers Dyke

To whom?

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ 26th November 2013, 11:58 AM GMT

I um, what the hell has happened to this thread? All I wanted was a nice thread where we name all the people in the world we f**king hate and now I'm just getting insulted! Angry

Quote: David Smith @ 15th November 2013, 5:19 PM GMT

this forum is bloody horrible

;)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 26th November 2013, 10:35 PM GMT

;)

You missed the deliberate irony in my statement - a nice thread where we're mean to people. A thread which essentially to bully people and then I get bullied - I was playing up the mock horror to it.

Sorry if you got it, but if not that was the joke I was playing.

Maybe I'll just encompass my posts with [JOKE][/JOKE] tags! :P

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