Hi all,
I am a comedy poet showcasing my soon to be published book called 'A Floristry of Palpitations'.
Titles include 'Kidnapped By A Public House', 'John Hegley's Not A Weatherman', 'A Party Popper Political Broadcast' and 'A Poem A Day Keeps The Public Away'.
Please see my website for further details www.georgestanworth.com
Sample Poem:-
I COMPARE THEE TO A ROAST DINNER
As cool as a sprout, and more fragrant than a cabbage -
you turned me on with your Yorkshire Pudding wit.
Your potato looks, and carrot personality
attracted me like gravy to a plate.
Your cauliflower skin and garden pea humour
was as passionate as a roast beef kiss.
Your solicitor was not impressed with this
response to your divorce proceedings.
Thanks,
George