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Comedy Poetry Book - A Floristry of Palpitations

Hi all,

I am a comedy poet showcasing my soon to be published book called 'A Floristry of Palpitations'.

Titles include 'Kidnapped By A Public House', 'John Hegley's Not A Weatherman', 'A Party Popper Political Broadcast' and 'A Poem A Day Keeps The Public Away'.

Please see my website for further details www.georgestanworth.com

Sample Poem:-

I COMPARE THEE TO A ROAST DINNER

As cool as a sprout, and more fragrant than a cabbage -
you turned me on with your Yorkshire Pudding wit.

Your potato looks, and carrot personality
attracted me like gravy to a plate.

Your cauliflower skin and garden pea humour
was as passionate as a roast beef kiss.

Your solicitor was not impressed with this
response to your divorce proceedings.

Thanks,
George

www.georgestanworth.com

Is it a self published book?

Hi Marc,

It is being published by a small independent publisher called Desert Hearts. They are based in Oxfordshire. I self-published my last book - 'Your Sax Is On Fire'.

Thanks,
George

Cool. Best of luck with the project.

Thanks Marc.

Much appreciated.

Best wishes,
George

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