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12 days of Facebook Christmas

This video I made years ago, don't think I have posted it here before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_vn7XGV8PY

It was very good, but I have to admit after the third day I could see where it was going.

Thanks Teddy, and yeah there was only 1 way it was going, I made it years ago, and on paper it looked better than it turned out but I am really warming to it now and I think with each Christmas I will like it more and more like an old jumper.

Or a murder you got away with for another 12 months.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 23rd November 2013, 7:11 PM GMT

Or a murder you got away with for another 12 months.

Or moving to a new village and finding out the local drug dealer is an old school friend.

Moves to new village, bitch slaps dealer into free weekly deliveries.
Taxes the local landlord after threatening to ram his horse brasses down his neck takes safe key out of landlords cardigan pocket.

Pockets stuffed with cash and weed heads to the village hut and porks youngest member of the Women's Institute then orders a kebab in the village tea rooms.

Because the village tea rooms have been forced to sell kebabs due to the economic downturn.

The local vicar ain't happy about the village tea room selling kebabs but he has other fish to fry and his printer is out of ink.

The reason he's out of ink is because the filthy c**ts got half the choir snorting it while he probes areas normally covered by swimwear.

Ah that is why they no longer practice using EGBDF and now only use CMYK the filthy bastard, must be working for the BBC

No chance they're up to their necks in peados, his best bet would be the PVC dept at QVC, they sell gimp gear you can put sequins on.

Oh yes, brightly smiling choirboys in colourful one-piece birthday suits donning sequins and plenty of advert.

Nothing's safe where the clergy are, I know of at least four vicars and a sextant who go round smashing choirboys back doors in. It got that bad in one parish the choir couldn't muster a baritone

I know where your coming from, I went to church last week and instead of putting money in the bowl we put our car keys in, and then the door shut tight and it was like Sodom and Gomorrah in there otherwise known as the BBC in the 70's

We had a vicar who was the spitting image of Charlton Heston,when the police caught up to him he was downloading pictures of kids dressed like Ben Hur!
F**king disgrace if you ask me.

That is nothing, we had a vicar who was the spitting image of Jimmy Savile, when the police caught up to him he was dead. F**king waste of flowers if you ask me.

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