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50 Years on - Who really killed JFK Page 4

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd November 2013, 6:44 PM GMT

It was Walter Krunkite

Shot the president..

Drove back to CBS news in his pimp news van to break the story first..

and bitch slap Marylin Monroe who'd been holding out for all the bad things she was doing with JFK

Bloody paparazzi will do anything for a good scoop and keep their hoes on the road

Your holiness lay off smoking meth whilst listening to Ice T, it be making you craaaazy

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ 23rd November 2013, 6:50 PM GMT

Look it's misnomers I dislike, people take the outcomes of the Warren Commission at face value despite the fact it was, by conclusion of the House Select Committee 15 years later, that the Warren Commission was highly flawed. It just seems illogical to me to believe the conclusions of a report that has been discredited through official channels. To me that's not me being a conspiracy nut, that's me taking the word of experts who know better that I do.

Who took the Warren Conspiracy at face value.

And as for expert, 911 conspiratists has proved that very many experts can be venal and full of shit.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd November 2013, 6:47 PM GMT

Even if there was no conspiracy there's still room for a coverup.

Multiple government agencies failed to keep him safe, some might have shot him by accident and if they started accusing the USSR. They had a shit load of nukes.

As for contradictory evidence, every conspiracy investigator has had to sift through tonnes of contradictory statements. Maybe they were prejudiced, but perhaps they just were in the disregard pile.

I think there's evidence of a possible conspiracy.

I suspect it's more to do with blind eyes turned by a corrupt and inefficent FBI and the KGB getting vengance for the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Fair enough, I don't argue the agencies involved were incompetent, and that does not therefore imply complicity. It could have people screwing up.

But taking the word of the American Government's HSCA report, a report into the Dr King and JFK assasinations, they did conclude the JFK assasination was probably a conspiracy, but they concluded it wasn't done by Russia or Cuba, or the CIA.

They don't dispute the LHO conviction or point fingers, but they did rip the Warren commission a new one

I think if anyone had found out that the then KGB chief Andropov, and by the 1970s/80s premier had been behind it. I suspect that evidence would have been burned fast.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd November 2013, 6:54 PM GMT

Your holiness lay off smoking meth whilst listening to Ice T, it be making you craaaazy

Who took the Warren Conspiracy at face value.

And as for expert, 911 conspiratists has proved that very many experts can be venal and full of shit.

The only weight I'm arguing with is that the American Government's own investigation into the assasination 15 years later (the HSCA) does conclude it was a conspiracy. It's the official evidence that something fishy went on, but they never said what stank.

Quote: sootyj @ 23rd November 2013, 6:56 PM GMT

I think if anyone had found out that the then KGB chief Andropov, and by the 1970s/80s premier had been behind it. I suspect that evidence would have been burned fast.

That in itself is a conspiracy theory. The fact I think we can agree on is perhaps the full truth has never been revealed. And despite what you and others might say, that's the main fire keeping these theories burning.

The MLK is almost certainly a conspiracy to a ridiculous degree.

MLK? Not familiar with that

I don't think I'd ever watched the JFK assassination footage properly until the other day. I didn't realise quite how graphic the footage of the fatal shot is. All that blood. Sad.

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ 23rd November 2013, 6:58 PM GMT

That in itself is a conspiracy theory. The fact I think we can agree on is perhaps the full truth has never been revealed. And despite what you and others might say, that's the main fire keeping these theories burning.

Except no KGB guy spilled his guts when the wall came down, and it all came out.

I dunno it's like most conspiracy theories alot of doubt but not much narrative.

Quote: DeathbyMonkey @ 23rd November 2013, 6:58 PM GMT

That in itself is a conspiracy theory. The fact I think we can agree on is perhaps the full truth has never been revealed. And despite what you and others might say, that's the main fire keeping these theories burning.

Sorry that came out a little sharp - sorry :( wasn't meant to be so hardnosed on this - this just an interesting debate, please don't get the impression I'm getting heated over this (what would be the point)

Aren't some CIA files on the assassination due to be made public in 2018 or something?

Quote: Ben @ 23rd November 2013, 7:04 PM GMT

Aren't some CIA files on the assassination due to be made public in 2018 or something?

You raise another interesting point.

The HSCA (1978/9) was given a 50 year period to be kept secret so were to be release 2029. However Oliver Stone's JFK film caused so many people to petition the Bush administration released them in 1992. And the report sparked off a load more conspiracy theories.

Clinton held a review in 1995, this where the testimony from the nurses and pathologists came out saying the x-rays were falsified, JFK's brain was taken, tests were taken and lost etc. they also said the Secret Service had threatened them with the official secrets act if they spoke out over what had happened (i.e. they'd be sent to prison for life).

During this 1995 review the CIA destroyed all their files on JFK the week before they were due to be questioned.

Or so I understand from reading up/documentaries

It was Jackie

She noticed JFK gawping at some hot girl on the side of the road as the car turned into Dealey Plaza

She snapped

Pulled a high powered sniper rifle out of her clutch bag

And then

While nobody was looking

Bang!!

She reeled off three shots

Can't believe the first two missed

She was like.. 30cm away??

Blind bitch

Anyway she got away with it

But some of us know the truth

Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd November 2013, 9:18 PM GMT

It was Jackie

She noticed JFK gawping at some hot girl on the side of the road as the car turned into Dealey Plaza

She snapped

Pulled a high powered sniper rifle out of her clutch bag

And then

While nobody was looking

Bang!!

She reeled off three shots

Can't believe the first two missed

She was like.. 30cm away??

Blind bitch

Anyway she got away with it

But some of us know the truth

Some people do have to talk rubbish just to be the centre of attention, don't they?
:P

Where were the Beatles when he was shot eh,

Not formed a likely excuse.

Happiness is a warm gun, need I say more

Kennedys not dead

It was all a hoax

JFK and John Lennon are both alive and are running a sandwich shop in Burnley

Not bad actually, I've been in

Their BLT is the bollocks

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