Thanks.
Seriously though, that's very helpful of you and any sketches you can post would be great.
So the v/o sketches aren't linked to anything happening on stage, they're just one person doing a long joke about something? How many pages would we say this was (using arial 12, double space etc) and can it be more than one character i.e. two people arguing?
Ta very muchly
The voiceovers tend to be just very quick one-liners in between sketches rather than sketches themselves. Think HIGNFY caption competition - no more than two or three lines tops.
Thanks!
Quote: Winger @ 11th November 2013, 5:28 PM GMTThanks.
Seriously though, that's very helpful of you and any sketches you can post would be great.
So the v/o sketches aren't linked to anything happening on stage, they're just one person doing a long joke about something? How many pages would we say this was (using arial 12, double space etc) and can it be more than one character i.e. two people arguing?
Ta very muchly
I don't think the layout matters just so long as it's legible.
It's topical each week and the shows are I think Friday to Sunday? Send anything you can think of that's topical and funny. The Directors usually have some stories they want covered and if they don't get anything good enough they'll ask for submissions.
Hurrah - my song got used again!
RUN NUMBER7
WEEK NUMBER5
DIRECTOR: Chris JefferiesMD: Sean Keating
CAST: Will Mulvey, Elinor Lawless, Bill Holland & Lowri Amies
TITLEWRITER
1Cabaret MedleyKerry Gooderson and Cast
2V/O Andy CoulsonAndy Gilderdale
3Veiled ThreatDerek Thompson
4Conference SeasonChris Purenell
5Gas SongMark Collier
6V/O Justin BeiberLuke Coldham
7Kate +WillCast
8Boris InterviewMark Collier
9Clegg SongWill Mulvey
10V/O I almost SmiledEleanor Green
11Prove you're GayNeil Tollfree
12Forrest Gump 2Sean Keating
13Ra Ra Vlad PutinMark Collier
14V/O Hinkley CStephen Mawhinney
15MerkelCast
16GoveAndy Gilderdale
17John Lewis 1Lowri Amies and Sean Keating
18V/O Scottish OrangeJohn McGlade
19Wind in the WillowsMiranda Dawe
20Didgeree Don'tLowri Amies and Michael Monkhouse
21I'm too SexyJane McCutcheon
22V/O Star WarsAsh Williamson
23Steamy NegotiationsDan Siron
24Arnie/StalloneMahmoud El-Azzeh
25Teresa MayElizabeth Campbell
26V/O BlunkettRachel Williams
27SexboxMark Collier
28Breast FeedingGethin Alderman
29Can't Wait To Be KingJim Daly
30V/OMI6 SpyAndy Flood
31Spider BananasLowri Amies
32Target Little GirlsNeil Tollfree
33Part of this WorldElinor Lawless
34Maggie GhostPrevious Cast
35John Lewis 2Cast
36USA GTAWill Mulvey
37V/O Twin TowersAlexander Perkins
38Macbeth - we six meet againChristopher Jefferies
39Rolf Trick or TreatGethin Alderman
40Call Me DaveySean Keating
41V/O Teachers StrikingEdward DeCesare
42Benny HillChristopher Jefferies
43Boris in ChinaMark Collier
44V/O Polonium-210 BeckhamAdrian Fisk
45The Barrad of Ray MearsSean Keating and Christopher Jefferies
Which one is yours Bonzo?
I'm lobbying for "Gove" to get two credits, as it's a sketch with a song in the middle 
Quote: AndyGilder @ 20th November 2013, 1:24 PM GMTWhich one is yours Bonzo?
I'm lobbying for "Gove" to get two credits, as it's a sketch with a song in the middle
Yes, I saw yours on there again... well done! Mine is a song - I'm too sexy - Ed Miliband singing it (Right Said Fred / Left Said Ed).
Week 6.
Got 2 in here including the long running Berlusconi song.
Just got a £13.14 cheque too.
1Cabaret MedleyKerry Gooderson and Cast
2V/O Andy CoulsonAndy Gilderdale
3Wind in the WillowsMiranda Dawe
4Conference SeasonChris Purenell
5Gas SongMark Collier
6V/O Justin BeiberLuke Coldham
7Kate +WillCast
8Boris InterviewMark Collier
9Clegg SongWill Mulvey
10V/O I almost SmiledEleanor Green
11Prove you're GayNeil Tollfree
12Forrest Gump 2Sean Keating
13Ra Ra Vlad PutinMark Collier
14V/O Hinkley CStephen Mawhinney
15Veiled ThreatDerek Thompson
16SexboxMark Collier
17John Lewis 1Lowri Amies and Sean Keating
18V/O Scottish OrangeJohn McGlade
19MerkelCast
20Didgeree Don'tLowri Amies and Michael Monkhouse
21USA GTAWill Mulvey
22V/O Star WarsAsh Williamson
23Steamy NegotiationsDan Siron
24Arnie/StalloneMahmoud El-Azzeh
25Teresa MayElizabeth Campbell
26V/O BlunkettRachel Williams
27Target Little GirlsNeil Tollfree
28RoyalmeatVivienne Riddoch
29Pick Uppa Da TrashDave Chapman
30V/O HullCast
31BBC ConsultantsDave Chapman
32GoveAndy Gilderdale
33Part of this WorldElinor Lawless
34V/O Tit for TatAlexander Perkins
35John Lewis 2Cast
36Maggie's GhostPrevious Cast
37Porn SongGary Jerry
38V/O Cadburys Derek Thompson
39Poor Brain Injury careDavid Salisbury
40Call Me DaveySean Keating
41V/O Twin TowersAlexander Perkins
42Macbeth - we six meet againChristopher Jefferies
43Kate + Rolf Cast
44Benny HillChristopher Jefferies
45Boris in ChinaMark Collier
46V/O Polonium-210 BeckhamAdrian Fisk
47The Barrad of Ray MearsCast
It appears we're neighbours Chappers
I got my first ever cheque for writing from Newsrevue - very thrilling!!! 
They've asked for my address, so I'm currently booking a Carribean holiday in anticipation...
Quote: AndyGilder @ 11th December 2013, 1:01 PM GMTThey've asked for my address, so I'm currently booking a Carribean holiday in anticipation...
Good luck. Just got my second cheque from them today within a month or so. This one for £32.32.
Quote: Bonzo @ 11th December 2013, 12:49 PM GMTI got my first ever cheque for writing from Newsrevue - very thrilling!!!
Congrats Bonzo.
I got a very welcome £7.32 today...that's three selection boxes.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 11th December 2013, 10:28 PM GMTCongrats Bonzo.
I got a very welcome £7.32 today...that's three selection boxes.
Thank you Shandonbelle, congrats to you too! I've blue-tacked my cheque to the wall for now.... but it will get paid in soon.
Running Order for Weeks 5 and 6 now out.
Have a gag in both weeks. Already plans for the ludicrously large royalty cheque that will be forthcoming.