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I've spoken to him on the phone
Well I said hello
and hang on ill put you through
He once said something so funny on TV that I laughed for weeks and weeks about it.
Shame I can't remember what it was.
No
Really?
Or have you just got a shit TV too?
Quote: lofthouse @ 17th November 2013, 9:33 PM GMTI've spoken to him on the phone
Well I said hello
and hang on ill put you through
Where did you put him through to?
Ummm
The transport department
Bonnie Greer on Sky News paper review.
F**king insufferable as ever...
They've tried to frame her as the intellectual giant by making the other reviewer a 10 year old they just picked-up on Greek St. But it's not working.
Greer would only come across as wise and well-informed when sat next to a plasticine model of Miley Cyrus's favourite muppet.
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Miranda Hart flogging f**king washing machines!
Comedic whore.
Quote: T.W. @ 18th November 2013, 12:47 AM GMTUPDATE...Ads...
Miranda Hart flogging f**king washing machines!
Comedic whore.
Unlike Rob Brydon or Hugh Dennis or David Mitchell or Alexei Sayle or Stephen Fry or Tony Robinson or Robert Webb or Matt Berry or Stephen Merchant or Nicholas Parsons or Jack Dee or Simon Pegg or Tony Hancock or John Cleese or Chris Morris or Rik Mayall or Jimmy Carr or Ronnie Corbett or Martin Clunes. F**k you, Miranda Hart, you f**king sell-out whore!
Quote: Harridan @ 18th November 2013, 1:01 AM GMTUnlike Rob Brydon or Hugh Dennis or David Mitchell or Alexei Sayle or Stephen Fry or Tony Robinson or Robert Webb or Matt Berry or Stephen Merchant or Nicholas Parsons or Jack Dee or Simon Pegg or Tony Hancock or John Cleese or Chris Morris or Rik Mayall or Jimmy Carr or Ronnie Corbett or Martin Clunes. F**k you, Miranda Hart, you f**king sell-out whore!
Hard to get happy after that one ! 
Quote: Harridan @ 18th November 2013, 1:01 AM GMTUnlike Rob Brydon or Hugh Dennis or David Mitchell or Alexei Sayle or Stephen Fry or Tony Robinson or Robert Webb or Matt Berry or Stephen Merchant or Nicholas Parsons or Jack Dee or Simon Pegg or Tony Hancock or John Cleese or Chris Morris or Rik Mayall or Jimmy Carr or Ronnie Corbett or Martin Clunes. F**k you, Miranda Hart, you f**king sell-out whore!
They are all whores
But your point is well-made, Miranda Hart is the worst whore of all.
Quote: Harridan @ 18th November 2013, 1:01 AM GMTUnlike Rob Brydon or Hugh Dennis or David Mitchell or Alexei Sayle or Stephen Fry or Tony Robinson or Robert Webb or Matt Berry or Stephen Merchant or Nicholas Parsons or Jack Dee or Simon Pegg or Tony Hancock or John Cleese or Chris Morris or Rik Mayall or Jimmy Carr or Ronnie Corbett or Martin Clunes. F**k you, Miranda Hart, you f**king sell-out whore!
Now that's funny!
Quote: T.W. @ 18th November 2013, 1:19 AM GMTThey are all whores
But your point is well-made, Miranda Hart is the worst whore of all.
Alright, Holden Caulfield. 
Quote: Harridan @ 18th November 2013, 1:28 AM GMTAlright, Holden Caulfield.
As a bloke, I've never forgiven that whore for cuckolding Les Dennis.
Bonnie Greer on Sky/Question Time/anything - sorry to labour the point - sounds like they went to Heathrow airport and plucked out the first random American they could find - and stuck her on television. For the rest of her/our natural life.
England
Losing
Again
Wankers
IT Crowd with the gorgeous Frances Barber to kill 2 threads with one stone - ie this one and who do you fancy?