What's your second favourite crustacean?

Mine is the red swamp crayfish

Your mum

Please stay on topic Sootyj

If you don't have a sensible answer , please don't post silly things

Or my mum will bite your cock off with her big pincers

Zoidberg's mum

See, this is why it's pointless making threads on this forum

You...set of... bastards

You disgust me

Fine, we're sorry Lofthouse, you're our second favourite crustacean. Happy?

The crabs Peter Cook fished out of Marlena Dietrichs cleavage

Waddycephalus superbus

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Sadly, I don't think satirising David Smith's propensity for pointless threads is the way forward. New users coming to the forum are just going to think "WTF?!".