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Chip came off his bike on the way home from work. He's okay, but it was very nearly another Princess Di moment.

Ben is at work and listening to TalkSport. He's buggering off in a few minutes to the gym.

Quote: chipolata @ 15th November 2013, 5:46 PM GMT

Chip came off his bike on the way home from work. He's okay, but it was very nearly another Princess Di moment.

Snigger

Quote: chipolata @ 15th November 2013, 5:46 PM GMT

Chip came off his bike on the way home from work. He's okay, but it was very nearly another Princess Di moment.

Snigger

Quote: chipolata @ 15th November 2013, 5:46 PM GMT

Chip came off his bike on the way home from work. He's okay, but it was very nearly another Princess Di moment.

The nation would truly have been plunged into mourning had you not survived.

I've been cutting myself, just in case.

I feel Sauron's eye upon us.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 15th November 2013, 10:58 PM GMT

I feel Sauron's eye upon us.

:D

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ 15th November 2013, 10:58 PM GMT

I've been cutting myself, just in case.

:D Update: Chip was damaged in the accident and now has a massive ankle.

Soak it in salt water

Put a sock on it.

A Chip off the old bike?

Went partying last night...Think I will have to find something greasy for lunch.

Headache.

Sex?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th November 2013, 1:11 PM GMT

Headache.

Frigid

Ben has been busy doing some writing and is now about to start on the washing up. Oh, and he also found time to nip to the gym to do a brief session of weights and sprinting. He then went into town in his shorts like a badass.

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