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You couldn't write it.....

Quote: Will Cam @ 14th November 2013, 11:25 PM GMT

You couldn't write it.....

Sounds like a mean name for a forum

hrt234ish could run the forum, then close it down, then tell to the administrator then......

...your turn

I just hope that Aaron and Mark don't decide to just delete the BCG one day, despite its success. Then we'd all look pretty stupid knocking on the doors of the Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Episodes 6-10 forum.

Now we know that George is young...and ambitious...and clever...

...and David is now on the death-list of the forum creating community.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th November 2013, 11:39 PM GMT

Now we know that George is young...and ambitious...and clever...

...and David is now on the death-list of the forum creating community.

Once upon a time there were three bears, George Bear, David Bear and little baby hrt234ish Bear. They all lived together in One Head Wood.

Your turn.

And they decided to have a walk in Broadmoor Woods while the porridge cooled.

Quote: Nil Putters @ 14th November 2013, 10:58 PM GMT

F**k me, there are more of them.

Laughing out loud

Right, this has become to fecking mental for me not to post in - I want some of this action!

I assume I'd be allowed to use "feck" on your Father Ted forum because Father Jack says that. So from now on in this post I won't say f**k, but I will say feck, agreed? Good!

So let's break this down step by step, okay?

1.

It means that I personally will be contacting your website administrator to make him aware of what horrible members you are

Hold on there jumpy - don't go throwing stones there because of ...

2.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

But I can see you're all gay otherwise you would know that it is a forum for both Father Ted and Girls.

This is pretty close to homophobic. Actually I'd say that IS homophobic, because you are insulting people by calling them gay, and for not liking girls, which you imply is a negative thing. That's a pretty fecking horrible. I'd say that's the most horrible thing that's been said in this topic.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

Go dig yourselves a grave and climb in it.

Actually that might be the most horrible thing written in this topic...

3.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

Father Jack likes Girls, so I thought the two would mix well. And FYI, I'm sticking with that mix.

That's actually pretty sound logic. But on that basis why is there not a photo of drink? Why is there not a photo of people fecking? And why IS THERE a photo of a fecking motorcycle? That makes no fecking sense!

4.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

Excuse me?? Just what sort of forum is this? Slutty girls? Those are world-class models.

Now I'm not calling these women sluts because, well gosh darn it, that's just misogynistic. But I would say that models are paid to look pretty slutty.

5.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT


One is *KATE UPTON*, but you idiots obviously think it is Batman. I cannot see how this sort of language is allowed on a forum.

I, um, I don't understand what any of that meant...

6.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT


For your information we have moved forums and I am moving the topics over. I won't be telling any of you what our new forum is called.

Hooray!

7.
And the rest... I can't be arsed (Father Ted said that so it makes it okay) with the rest of your nonsense

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 9th November 2013, 9:23 AM GMT

Still, I like the pictures of slutty girls in the in the header of the Father Ted forum...I don't know why they're there but they make that forum mysterious.

That made me laugh :D well done you

I don't know where you lot get your brains from. Playing hard to get.

Yes, you might have a good idea there whoever the one above me is with the rude comments, but I don't know about motorcycles, never ridden one, having a 'lap dancing' couple would be against any terms of service on any server, and I haven't touched drink because I am waiting until I'm 21.

Yes, I might have made a rude comment, but all your disgraceful comments are 90% worse than what I had to say.

I'm not taking anymore of your pissing about, I know what your aim is.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

I'm not taking anymore of your pissing about, I know what your aim is.

A flounce !

This is my favourite thread at the moment. Who'd have thought that, it started unspectacularly but has become a comedy monster.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

You may notice, I am male. Male people... like girls.

Good to know as your avatar says something different.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:44 PM GMT

One is *KATE UPTON*, but you idiots obviously think it is Batman.

You did mean Batgirl, didn't you?

Image
???

Quote: jrt2345 @ 14th November 2013, 10:54 PM GMT

So it seems one of whom I considered a friend is now a foe. David Smith.

It's a dog-eat-dog world this forum-business.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

I don't know where you lot get your brains from.

Genetics

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

Playing hard to get.

I'm not playing with you till you learn to play nice.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

Yes, you might have a good idea there whoever the one above me is with the rude comments, but I don't know about motorcycles, never ridden one,

Then why have you included a photo of a motorcycle next the the "Girls"?

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

having a 'lap dancing' couple would be against any terms of service on any server,

Then tell the internet that cause I don't think it knows!

Also I didn't mention "lap dancing", I mentioned fecking, it's like f**king but with an "e". (Seeing as your so keen to tie this all back to Father Ted)

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

and I haven't touched drink because I am waiting until I'm 21.

Ummm, you realise that by posting something on the internet you're not actually "touching it"? Please say you understand that.

And if you're to young to drink you're to young for girls!

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

Yes, I might have made a rude comment, but all your disgraceful comments are 90% worse than what I had to say.

Nope, what you said was far worse, it was homophobic and hateful. Learn to be objective, it will do you well.

Quote: jrt2345 @ 15th November 2013, 8:05 AM GMT

I don't know where you lot get your brains from. Playing hard to get.

Yes, you might have a good idea there whoever the one above me is with the rude comments, but I don't know about motorcycles, never ridden one, having a 'lap dancing' couple would be against any terms of service on any server, and I haven't touched drink because I am waiting until I'm 21.

Yes, I might have made a rude comment, but all your disgraceful comments are 90% worse than what I had to say.

I'm not taking anymore of your pissing about, I know what your aim is.

Psst! We're not playing hard to get, we just don't fancy you, or your forums.

I have a feeling that your teetotalism is more to do with you not yet being tall enough to reach the bar and not being able to convince anyone to buy you cheap beer at the offy. Does your mum know you're using the family computer to look at naughty pictures of girls?

Quote: Harridan @ 15th November 2013, 11:45 AM GMT

Psst! We're not playing hard to get

Speak for yourself!

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